What kind of car is does joey pick up the ladies in

jpsmithrocks

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I was running on huntington beach yesterday and it popped in my head... a mind boggling question... If i was joey sturgis what kind of car would I drive...

Considering the minimalistic personality joey is described as having I'm thinking something simple, classy that does the job right with out any of the unnecessary bs... My first guess was a Audi... but than i reconsidered he lives in indiana which means his a farm boy born, bread and corn fed on the mid-west/southern life-style...

so now im thinking joey probably drives an American made monster.... 2011 Camaro SS maybe a dodge Charger RT

or maybe I got it all wrong maybe joeys making very large amount of money these days he's gone to the next level... Maserati or Lambo...

So here's the question...

What kind of car does Joey Sturgis drive... what sort of automobile has sturgis deemed enough to handle him... it would have to be some type of car because it would have to be able to handle his rumored super-human way of meeting beautiful women, sweeping them off their and feet and whisking them away back to the bat cave aka foundation???
 
Nah dude, I swear he bought one of 50 Cent's Rolls Royce Phantoms for half price cos they're homies or something like that
 
thats the most glorious idea ever. I am gonna rig up my cars horn to do a redonkulous pinch harmonic every time I hit it.

Joey could you master one of my squeels from reaction to be two times louder than Death Magnetic just for this situation?