What made you laugh at Bloodstock?

Black Lagoon · Sep 17, 2003

Four things for me come to mind.

The first was going into the main hall when Dragonforce were playing and seeing a huge amount of swords and Axes being waved in the air. Quality, made me laugh loads. :lol:

The second was a overweight bloke in corpse paint who looked like his mum put it on for him before he left. ooooooOOOOOoooo scarey :lol:

The third was a bloke with the ultimate mullet. His hair was as big as Roland Grapow's but the sides were so short it looked awesome! Mulletastic! :lol:

And last but not least was hearing Martin Waylkier belowing in a Sylvester stylee, "DJ Martin Waylkier in the housththth, make some noisth", to a muted response. :lol:

Feel free to laugh at my expense as well.

Niklas · Sep 17, 2003

Black Lagoon said:
The second was a overweight bloke in corpse paint who looked like his mum put it on for him before he left. ooooooOOOOOoooo scarey

yeh, i saw him too, quite amusing, with the upside down cross on his head and all,

i found the plastic weapons prety funny

and power quest, they were amazing and i take my hat off to them, i just found them humourus..

Eagle · Sep 17, 2003

Black Lagoon said:
The third was a bloke with the ultimate mullet. His hair was as big as Roland Grapow's but the sides were so short it looked awesome! Mulletastic!

I think I too saw the very same chap and it certainly made the my top 3 mullets of all time. I've only seen better at Wacken. I actually wanted my photo taken with him but DM said I was taking the piss and refused. However later on when I took a photo of DM & LL outside the signing room I accidentally got his mullet in the background :lol:

Jonoleth · Sep 17, 2003

haha, that mullet did indeed rule... i personally have never seen a finer example, also the fat corpse paint guy made me laugh... so out of place and so badly done...

Slev · Sep 17, 2003

During the Illuminatus set, Julio (vocals) becryed: 'How many of you went down to the London peae rally?? One of you? Oh well, this ones for you'

Made me laugh

dragonmaiden · Sep 17, 2003

Eagle said:
I think I too saw the very same chap and it certainly made the my top 3 mullets of all time. I've only seen better at Wacken. I actually wanted my photo taken with him but DM said I was taking the piss and refused. However later on when I took a photo of DM & LL outside the signing room I accidentally got his mullet in the background

You were taking the piss...and I'm sure you engineered that photo of me and Lydian Lady on purpose just to photograph the mullet!! It was splendid example of a mullet I have to say!!

The plastic swords and axes also made me laugh!

Oh and I remember Martin Walkier playing some strange tune about 'pussy' in between Masterplan & Edguy! I seem to recall LL and I had a laugh at that!

PopcornDave · Sep 17, 2003

For me it'd have to be the guy shouting "get yer tits out!" while Nightwish were on.

Or when Tobias tore his trousers, maybe.

Oh yeah, and that nutjob in the long dark red 19th century coat with the big frills. Was he meant to look like a vampire or something?

anvil(old) · Sep 17, 2003

PopcornDave said:
Oh yeah, and that nutjob in the long dark red 19th century coat with the big frills. Was he meant to look like a vampire or something?

He actually frighten me.

Heavy Metal Samurai · Sep 17, 2003

Black Guy in Corpse Paint

Nothing else needs to be said.

He obviously missed the point

lordominous · Sep 17, 2003

I was convinced that the big bloke in corpsepaint wanted to kill me at Bloodstock '02 (he was there as well, wearing exactly the same things with the same makeup design), and when I saw him again at '03, it scared the hell out of me.

Kind of like that bit in Terminator 2 when Sarah Connor is in the asylum, and Arnie walks round the corner....

Eagle · Sep 17, 2003

Heavy Metal Samurai said:
Black Guy in Corpse Paint

Nothing else needs to be said.

He obviously missed the point

That may have been your best chum god_king so don't take the piss

playboy · Sep 17, 2003

PopcornDave said:
For me it'd have to be the guy shouting "get yer tits out!" while Nightwish were on.

Or when Tobias tore his trousers, maybe.

Oh yeah, and that nutjob in the long dark red 19th century coat with the big frills. Was he meant to look like a vampire or something?

I have to say I thought the guy in tjhe long red coat looked excellent, he sooo suited that look, and his girlfriend looked great too.
I dare nt say otherwise he might out a curse on me or something!!!

viking_king · Sep 17, 2003

"The first was going into the main hall when Dragonforce were playing and seeing a huge amount of swords and Axes being waved in the air." <<< THAT WAS VERY FUNNY!!!

"Oh yeah, and that nutjob in the long dark red 19th century coat with the big frills. Was he meant to look like a vampire or something?" <<<<< WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT GUY SNORTING???? I COULDN'T HELP BUT LAUGH AND HOPE HE'D SEE ME LAUGHING!! AND WHAT WAS THAT HAND THING HE WAS DOING DURING NIGHTWISH??? WAS THERE A WASP AROUND HIM??? HAHAHA

i didn't see the huge mullet guy or at least i cant remember him!

hail to all the guys who wore manowar t shirts!!! METAL MAKES US STRONG!!! << battle hymms t shirt with helmet

Eddie The Great · Sep 17, 2003

Blaze weraing a beanie(sp), made me smile alot.

fever sea · Sep 18, 2003

PopcornDave said:
Oh yeah, and that nutjob in the long dark red 19th century coat with the big frills. Was he meant to look like a vampire or something?

hahahahaha!!! yeah he made us laugh a lot!....hmmm what shall I wear for a power metal festival? I know I'll go as Dracula! Genius!

yeah that guy in the corpsepaint was amusing, I saw one quite fat one with plaits and an inverted cross on his head - evil!!!

other than that the singer in Invey's comments abour her bra top falling down, Tobias saying "we wanna tour England again so can you each buy 25 copies of our album", some of Nick Holmes comeback to the crowd were funny aswell - I doubt he made any friends though!!...plus the drunken antics of my friends, but we won't go into them

Cruel Humanity · Sep 18, 2003

Black Lagoon said:
The second was a overweight bloke in corpse paint who looked like his mum put it on for him before he left. ooooooOOOOOoooo scarey

He a bloody good mate of mine !!!! one sound fellow

Black Lagoon · Sep 18, 2003

Funniest thing was I saw him pushing his way to the front of the food queue. :lol:

Catharsis · Sep 18, 2003

some of Nick Holmes comeback to the crowd were funny aswell - I doubt he made any friends though

Hell yes! A man with some common sense!

Nick: This is from Symbol of Life

(cheering)

Nick: Oh you know it?

(cheering)

Nick: Are you German?

Cassic!

Cruel Humanity · Sep 19, 2003

Black Lagoon said:
Funniest thing was I saw him pushing his way to the front of the food queue.

lol ... yeah it's never a good idea to put yourself between big J & food

Caroline · Sep 19, 2003

one small highlight was watching lagoon himself gettting dropped on his head when crowd surfing during Saxon - the view from the balcony was great!

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