poundingmetal74
Demons Will Fly
Here's a few quotes that oughta make you laugh:
Suicide is mans way of telling God "You can't fire me, I quit!" -Bill Maher
You cant fight City Hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up. - George Carlin
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that. - Mitch Hedberg
I saw the new bond movie today: Die Alive to Kill Again Yesterday Forever With Diamonds..... Finger - Dennis Miller
There's a time and a place for everything, and it's called college. - Chef
MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken. - Lewis Black
Your guilty conscience may force you to vote Democratic, but deep down inside you secretly long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king. - Sideshow Bob
Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. - Bill Maher
Half the kids in the class didn't vote for your nephew. What about them? You don't give a crap about them because they aren't on your side. People like you preach tolerance and openmindedness all the time but when it comes to middle America you think we're all evil and stupid country yokels who need your political alignment. Just because you're on TV doesn't mean you know crap about the government. - Mr. Garrison yelling at Rosie O'Donnell
Suicide is mans way of telling God "You can't fire me, I quit!" -Bill Maher
You cant fight City Hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up. - George Carlin
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that. - Mitch Hedberg
I saw the new bond movie today: Die Alive to Kill Again Yesterday Forever With Diamonds..... Finger - Dennis Miller
There's a time and a place for everything, and it's called college. - Chef
MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken. - Lewis Black
Your guilty conscience may force you to vote Democratic, but deep down inside you secretly long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king. - Sideshow Bob
Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. - Bill Maher
Half the kids in the class didn't vote for your nephew. What about them? You don't give a crap about them because they aren't on your side. People like you preach tolerance and openmindedness all the time but when it comes to middle America you think we're all evil and stupid country yokels who need your political alignment. Just because you're on TV doesn't mean you know crap about the government. - Mr. Garrison yelling at Rosie O'Donnell
