What's the worst thing you've ever done

[Valerie]

I have lost all respect I had for you

Says the drunk driver.

 

[The Ozzman]

I knew that was coming. It was one time though. I haven't had any alcohol in weeks at this point

 

[damnromulans]

I don't want your respect. I drove drunk once too, but it was scary and I won't do it again. I think at this point the cheating thing is just natural impulses that must be squished, and I haven't really wanted to in this relationship which probably means the previous ones weren't that great anyway

 

[The Butt]

Another bad thing, although I haven't really done it: I've gotten urges, with people I now dislike quite a bit, to enter their house, cum on their bed linens, then leave. Don't know how bad that makes me but whatevs.

 

[The Ozzman]

to enter their house, cum on their bed linens, then leave. Don't know how bad that makes me but whatevs.

Kinda reminds me of that one scene in Choke

 

[The Butt]

I have not seen Choke but seeing as how you've seen it, I'm sure it'd be pretty entertaining.

 

[damnromulans]

If you don't actually do it, it's not THAT bad. Who hasn't semi-seriously flirted with the idea of just smashing up someone's personal property/face and not gone through with it?

 

[The Ozzman]

I have not seen Choke but seeing as how you've seen it, I'm sure it'd be pretty entertaining.

It was actually kinda bad compared to the book. Could have easily been another hour longer.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

If you don't actually do it, it's not THAT bad. Who hasn't semi-seriously flirted with the idea of just smashing up someone's personal property/face and not gone through with it?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Imp_of_the_Perverse

Except that applies more to situations where the act of perversion would be completely out of place and without motive - i.e. going to a funeral and randomly fondling the corpse.

 

[damnromulans]

I feel that too sometimes but I generally write it off as lingering tendencies from my teenage mallgoth years

 

[A1a23]

Nice, does the guy still sell them? I'll be getting a hold of you before 4th of July.

I believe that he may be making another batch sometime soon for the 4th of July. I'll let you know if he does.

 

[Einherjar86]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Imp_of_the_Perverse

Except that applies more to situations where the act of perversion would be completely out of place and without motive - i.e. going to a funeral and randomly fondling the corpse.

Ha, I thought at first that was linking to the Edgar Allen Poe short story.

 

[Savern]

Hmm doubt I've done anything that compares to some of this stuff.

I've driven while probably still over the limit, but I've got out of doing that, was stupid shit to do.

The night me and my (now) girlfriend got together, we were making out in her room and (I was quite drunk) I burped in her mouth... 1 year, 2 months still going strong. At the time she wasn't impressed.

Oh actually. Worst thing. In my uni house, my room is on the ground floor, and the bathroom is all the way upstairs. When I'm really drunk I tend to just piss in a pint glass in my room (I know...I'm ashamed of myself) The worst thing was one morning, while waking up incredibly hungover, I was desperate for some water, so I picked up the pint glass on my bedside cabinet... and yeah.uke:

 

[waif]

Another bad thing, although I haven't really done it: I've gotten urges, with people I now dislike quite a bit, to enter their house, cum on their bed linens, then leave. Don't know how bad that makes me but whatevs.

Thanks, asshole. You just made me laugh out loud on a crowded train. People are staring.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Oh actually. Worst thing. In my uni house, my room is on the ground floor, and the bathroom is all the way upstairs. When I'm really drunk I tend to just piss in a pint glass in my room (I know...I'm ashamed of myself) The worst thing was one morning, while waking up incredibly hungover, I was desperate for some water, so I picked up the pint glass on my bedside cabinet... and yeah.uke:

So what does piss taste like?

I've kept a urine container in my room before when living in places where the bathroom was too far away for convenience. Except it was a tupperware bottle that would seal up and I would hide in a cranny of the room when I wasn't using it, so I'd never have mistaken it as something to drink.

 

[Savern]

So what does piss taste like?

I've kept a urine container in my room before when living in places where the bathroom was too far away for convenience. Except it was a tupperware bottle that would seal up and I would hide in a cranny of the room when I wasn't using it, so I'd never have mistaken it as something to drink.

It wasn't actually too bad, I was well hydrated so it just tasted like slightly odd water. It was just the realisation in my head as I was through half of it, hungrily quenching my thirst, and remembered where I pissed the night before...

TBH a standard (although rare and harsh) punishment in my Uni's rugby club is a pint of the Captain's piss.

 

[Dak]

Based off smell alone I imagine piss generally tastes like Corona and other similar beers.

 

[Windie]

Hmm. I've never done anything really bad. I'm such a goody-goody...

 

[Belligerent]

Based off smell alone I imagine piss generally tastes like Corona and other similar beers.

Yeah, Tecate, Coors Light, Miller products, etc etc

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

I pissed in my wife's mouth once. I swear, it was accidental.