Where to find metalheads aside from concerts/bars?

[DisconnectedFromReality]

@DisconnectedFromReality if you're able to complete the sacred rite of passage.

what's your faggy passage?

 

[Omni]

You have to be able to identify Hellhammer and Celtic Frost songs with total accuracy just by hearing only the Tom G. Warrior "Ugh" sounds isolated from each track.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

he's definitely in-crowd material, that's for sure

@DisconnectedFromReality not something to be proud of

 

[CiG]

If you think thats bad wait till you realize they can't be black too :^ )

Even if:

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

is that @Vegard Pompey next to him?

 

[CiG]

It is. Busted.

 

[Vegard Pompey]

I think that's the Cowboy Bebop guy. My avatar is from Kaiji.

You have to be able to identify Hellhammer and Celtic Frost songs with total accuracy just by hearing only the Tom G. Warrior "Ugh" sounds isolated from each track.

Picturing the weirdest porno right now

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

If you think thats bad wait till you realize they can't be black too :^ )

Don't know how i missed this, but are you being serious? If so, then please get the fuck out of here with that bullshit.

 

[CiG]

My spidey sense is telling me he is probably some kind of alt-lite/right faggot AKA @The Ozzman's alt.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

My Alt Bloodhound senses are telling me he's legit.

 

[Satanstoenail]

My freshly calibrated always-accurate supermega senses are telling me he's a fucking cunt.

 

[arg]

only faggots put such an emphasis on grooming and cleanliness. it’s ok to do them to an extent, but if you’re anal about it that’s not metal at all but queer as fuck

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Faggot? Check
Cunt? Check
Queer? Check
Knob-gobbler?

 

[Onder]

I've come up with a game for you bunch. There will be two rooms both with some people from the forum, and the rooms will be only connected with a gloryhole. The team that is on the move has to choose a song to play in the other room and then one of the dudes sticks his dick and balls through the gloryhole and he either gets his dick sucked or balls kicked, based on the preferences of the people in the other room. After several rounds it becomes more obvious who's there on the other side and the first team that guesses all the people on the other side wins.

Or something like that.

 

[CiG]

Faggot? Check
Cunt? Check
Queer? Check
Knob-gobbler?

 

[arg]

I've come up with a game for you bunch. There will be two rooms both with some people from the forum, and the rooms will be only connected with a gloryhole. The team that is on the move has to choose a song to play in the other room and then one of the dudes sticks his dick and balls through the gloryhole and he either gets his dick sucked or balls kicked, based on the preferences of the people in the other room. After several rounds it becomes more obvious who's there on the other side and the first team that guesses all the people on the other side wins.

Or something like that.

oh sweet an easy way to get my dick sucked by ozzman, phylactery and omni

 

[The Ozzman]

My spidey sense is telling me he is probably some kind of alt-lite/right faggot AKA @The Ozzman's alt.

How dare you

Well groomed beards are for absolute cunts.

Guess I'm a huge cunt then. I work in an office so I have an excuse.

Could the new guy be WAIF reborn? He had the same avatar for a while.

 

[DisconnectedFromReality]

Don't know how i missed this, but are you being serious? If so, then please get the fuck out of here with that bullshit.

only like a quarter serious

My spidey sense is telling me he is probably some kind of alt-lite/right faggot AKA @The Ozzman's alt.

I'm about as alt-right as an ethnic Jew can get, so not very alt right.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

CASSETTEISGOD is a total trendy, he was our token redpilled feminazi killer kekistani until maybe 6 months ago, he's a person that barely even has opinions let alone meaningful ones.

Also, Barbara won't be friends with Turks, what a racist

Seriously though, don't bother with friends. There is definitely some fundamental biological reward for being in the physical company of like-minded people, I'll acknowledge, but it's still just another impulse that can be ignored and replaced with your own desires if you can manage, not really any different from excess food, drugs, or porn. Once you're off of friends for a good year or so you'll never want to go back.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

and burgerboy is our neighborhood inbred edgelord that consistently loves spewing out nonsense that makes no sense whatsoever.

Basically, he's like our court jester ...... and my little bitch.