Where will you poop?

[Shpongled]

IRC chat inspires thread!

Where are you willing to do your business? Some people I know will shit anywhere, some have small preferences, and some like me hate shitting anywhere but their own toilet. I'm the type that will do it anywhere if I have to, but if it's feasible to wait until I get home, I will.

Will you shit at a friend's house? Work? A restaurant? A major event like an arena concert, an NFL stadium, a gas station or truckstop? Maybe out in the woods?



lol poll yay

 

[Captain Beard]

I will shit anywhere if it is an emergency, but I will spend 5 minutes wiping everything down first. I'll tell my ass to shut up. Other than that, I have a toilet only I use and I keep it pristine.

*waits for poll*

 

[Super Mahrio]

i shit in my home and sometimes at my friends house but if it stinks i get embarrassed...
i only shit public if theres no holding it back

 

[Lordlucid]

I'll shit right on the floor If I have to.

 

[Captain Beard]

I shat proudly in Texas, asked for air cleaner and went for it. They know not to venture near that stench.

 

[Morganna]

Only at home! Unless its an emergency. Most of the time I'm pretty good about waiting until I get home though.

 

[Brooks]

I shit on german women exclusively.

 

[neal]

anywhere. when nature calls i answer with enthusiasm! i suppose i prefer not to do any serious dumping at acquaintance/friend of a friend/hot babes' homes, but if it must be done, so be it! im certainly not going to over strain my o ring and cramp my innards out of shy modesty.

 

[Morganna]

I shit on german women exclusively.

anywhere. when nature calls i answer with enthusiasm! i suppose i prefer not to do any serious dumping at acquaintance/friend of a friend/hot babes' homes, but if it must be done, so be it! im certainly not going to over strain my o ring and cramp my innards out of shy modesty.

Poop talk is so funny.

 

[EXMORTUS]

HELL!

 

[El Stormo]

I'll shit anywhere, but never if there are people in the stall next to me, or in the general vicinity. A man and his shit should be left alone.

 

[Swabs]

Shitting at work is great, if a manager says "Where have you been for the past 20 minutes!?!" and you reply with "Having a big shit" that shuts them up.

 

[Brooks]

Does the pope shit in the woods?


This summer, we went backpacking in Yosemite for a while. It was a spiritually liberating experience, but also physically liberating too, as one of the my favorite parts was having to dig a hole and shit in it. Honestly.

Why was that so great, you may ask?

Because that's the way we are supposed to shit.

 

[Liverslapper]

I do cleveland steamers for cheap. pst

 

[Lordlucid]

(whisper)To Liverslapper: would you trade it for some [Copper Ore]?

 

[Liverslapper]

(Whisper) Lordlucid: I'm a priest, I will trade for Linen Cloth.

 

[Super Mahrio]

Does the pope shit in the woods?


This summer, we went backpacking in Yosemite for a while. It was a spiritually liberating experience, but also physically liberating too, as one of the my favorite parts was having to dig a hole and shit in it. Honestly.

Why was that so great, you may ask?

Because that's the way we are supposed to shit.

hehe shitting in the woods is awesome and very freeing...but its a bit uncomfortable when you gotta use tree limbs for leverage

 

[Brooks]

AND flies start swarming within seconds of your first satisfying dumpus.

 

[Bornindarkness]

I'll fucken shit anywhere. On the ambulance you really cant shit in it unless you're a patient, go figure, so i find a nice restaurant between old people dying and leave a Godzilla size load consisting of the 5 eggs, 4 pieces of whole wheat toast, 2 cups of coffee and the New York Times i ate that morning. Gotta have the New York Times.

 

[Shpongled]

Hetero breakfast.