Disc 2:
01. GOD DAMN! That guy's voice is brutal.
02. Yep. Paul's quite the dynamic dude.
03. WTG? He sounds all mellow now.
04. Hence my usage of the word "dynamic," fucktard.
05. Eat my shit.
06. It got corn in it?
07. Speaking of corn, you got any chicken?
08. Man, do you ever think of anything other than food?
09. Yeah. I think about how Paul's vocals fucking SLAY!
10. You kissass bastard.
11. Sook my deek soon of the bitch.
12. AIYEEEEE! EES MAN PORN!
13. Man, we need to organize our mockery.
14. Yeah I know what you mean.
15. What the hell can we pick on Paul about?
16. Cowboy hats?
17. Well, I guess he's in the same room as one.
18. Yeah. It IS pretty weak. I'm just that damn stumped.
19. It's much easier to pick on the guitarist who doesn't have to go through that shit in the lyrics.
20. Yeah. Mocking Paul is like using a sledgehammer as a tool for abortion.
21. WTF does that mean?
22. Well,I was getting desperate for conversation topics so I wanted to claim I was drunk again...
23. Dude, alcohol doesn't explain that.
24. I agree.
25. Did someone drop you on your head when you were a kid?
26. Hey this is supposed to be about Paul!!!
27. Like we said, it's difficult to mock him.
28. I know. He's like this big growly teddy bear on stage.
29.What? You want to cuddle him?
30. Well, if he needs it and asks real nice and it's okay with his wife...
31. Why the hell would he need cuddling? Dude sounds fucking METAL!
32. Yeah well he's all gloomy and doomy.
33. This isn't emo, dude. If life sucks, drink until it dies, ya know?
34. That would explain power metal lyrics.
35. Did youknow that Dragonland covered the Neverending Story theme?
36. hahahah fuck yeah! Neverending Stooooryyyyy aaaaaaah
37. It's on par with Rob & Fab's Cheap Trick cover!
38. Who?
39. Milli Vanilli dudes.
40. They're still around?
41. No. One of them's dead.
42. Death is pretty doomy.
43. More doomy than November if you ask me.
44. Oh, stop trying to get remotely back on topic, jerk
45. Want to have a comb fight?
46. How the fuck do you do that?
47. Don't ask me. All I know is cut that kid up pretty bad back in 3rd grade!
48. I like chicken.
49. Does your mom know the real me?
50. Oh man you sick fuck!
51. What? I never asked if she wanted sex...
52. Oh fuck off. I know you slept with her!
53. What the hell?
54. Aren't you my dad?
55. Uh not quite.
56. I think we should talk about Paul again...
57. Yeah. This is getting creepy.
58. So... Paul looks pretty tall.
59. Yeah. He has nice legs.
60. What the hell?
61.I meant long legs. Mine are all short and stubby and it pisses me off.
62. Are you hitting on paul?
63. NO! It's not like he wears a cowboy hat.
64. FUCK OFF! DON'T START THAT SHIT AGAIN!