To add to the list, how about this:
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that
they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7 Every commercial on television has a web site at the bo ttom of the
screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the
first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and
you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on
this list
AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself.
7 Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the
screen.
great post. I was going to go spelunking on a neighbors property, but he was afraid of a law suit. I am responsible for my actions and NOONE else. Where did this common idea go? 1986 btw.We had friends - we went outside and found them. We played elastics and
rounders, and sometimes that ball really hurt! We fell out of trees, got
cut, and broke bones but there were no law suits.
To add to the list, how about this:
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that
they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7 Every commercial on television has a web site at the bo ttom of the
screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the
first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and
you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on
this list
AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself.
Shit, I got all hyped up playing Oregon Trail in the early/mid 90's.
The only good thing about the 80's (other than metal) was David the Gnome and Hellraiser.
Fuck the rest of that shitty decade...and fuck the rest of the shitty decades after it.
Wow.... the absolute best thing about the 80's was metal and the endless supply of kegger parties every weekend during the summer... Hopping from one kegger party with a band playing to another, or band studio parties. There was never a dull weekend back then. :zombie:
Wow.... the absolute best thing about the 80's was metal and the endless supply of kegger parties every weekend during the summer... Hopping from one kegger party with a band playing to another, or band studio parties. There was never a dull weekend back then. :zombie:
I was born in '86; if I was hopping from one kegger to the next at that age...I would be a bit dissatisfied with my life![]()