who needs suppositories?

[AsModEe]

I just made a bunch in a lab today

They're of good quality! 12 that goes in your rectum, 3 in your vagina (supposedly 6 but I messed up 3 of em). I kinda forgot what they were for though, heh. I think 6 of em were for lungs problems, believe it or not.

 

[JenniferGentle]

Haha that's interesting. Suppositories confuse me.

 

[Lunar Still]

If I took a suppository, I think it would just create new lung problems for me. :zombie:

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

interesting thread

 

[Captain Beard]

I give Bisacodyl suppositories to retards all the time. I'll tell them you wanted to know if they'd like some of yours.

 

[Anvil]

Suppositories are just one of the quickest ways into the bloodstream.

 

[Captain Beard]

Beer enemas are bad for you because of that.

 

[Anvil]

Fast drunk?

 

[Captain Beard]

There was apparently a case a few years back where a lady gave her husband liquor enemas, and he died from a relatively low amount (compared to oral intake) due to poisoning.

 

[Necromunchkin]

Lacking the enzymes and digestive process of the stomach and filtration of the upper intestine, I imagine it went into his blood effectively undiluted or broken down.

 

[Captain Beard]

Ayep. And thats why anal beer is bad for you, Jackass movie!

 

[Necromunchkin]

On a vaguely related note, I fell asleep the other day on the couch with the TV on and had the misfortune to wake up with "Wild Boys" on. It is now a major goal in my life to kill Steve-O using only sandpaper and a tuning fork.

 

[Captain Beard]

I'd say saw off his head with a rusty butterknife.

 

[Necromunchkin]

Whatever approach, I do wish to see the life leak from his body.

 

[neal]

pretty sure if i was receiving a beer enema, getting drunk too fast would be the least of my concerns

edit: wow only 30 minutes late

 

[Reminiscence]

In Russia back in the day being drunk was banned, so they started with vodka enemas, knowing the police wouldn't smell it on their [normal] breath.

 

[stefan86]

I'd sure like to put some vodka up my bumhole

 

[Captain Beard]

Too much and you die.

 

[Jeff-Loomis-fan]

too much is never good

 

[stefan86]

vodka is water of life ffs