Who would you like to meet from these forums?

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Shit, Blue Jay. You have a real problem.

 

[zoidberg]

no one wants to meet(meat) zoidberg?

 

[Thoth-Amon]

Remember when someone posted a pictures of a whale penis (probably Sus), and Dave said "wtf is that? It looks awesome!"?

That was funny.

 

[CF87]

goddamn it you idiots, there's nothing you can take (in terms of supplements/roids) that shrinks your cock. I am tired of repeating this

The bigger you are the smaller your cock is going to look you fag.

 

[Crimson Velvet]

no one wants to meet(meat) zoidberg?

I'll pick you if you pick me.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

The bigger you are the smaller your cock is going to look you fag.

Huge, ripped legs to me are much more important than how big my cock appears.

 

[Thoth-Amon]

Huge, ripped legs to me are much more important than how big my cock appears.

So be it! *Thoth-Amon casts a spell... Dave's legs are now 12 feet by 12 feet and his penis has retracted into his body.... never to be seen again*

 

[zoidberg]

I'll pick you if you pick me.

i choose that suave guitar god crimson velvet! my GOD he/she is sexy!

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

(no homo)

 

[zoidberg]

Dave's legs are now 12 feet by 12 feet

his legs are squares?

 

[Thoth-Amon]

his legs are squares?

YES!!!!

 

[sceloporus]

Thoth, I liked your old sig better...

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

Ronnie's legs (http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=ronnie+coleman&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi) are only 3 feet wide and he is the biggest guy out there I believe.

 

[CF87]

You sure you are not gay ?

 

[Thoth-Amon]

Ronnie's legs (http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=ronnie+coleman&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi) are only 3 feet wide and he is the biggest guy out there I believe.

Well now you've got him beat x4! You can thank me after you win all of your competitions.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

I agree with dave. His muscles are like diamonds.

They look the same size to me.

 

[Thoth-Amon]

Thoth, I liked your old sig better...

Well I had some Sonatas & Partitas for solo violin by Bach playing in my car yesterday so sort of got me 'pumped' for some JS Bach.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

, not sure if I will ever compete, too much damn work with the shaving, tanning, having to get down to like 4% body fat etc...

 

[Hatebreeder]

I agree with dave. His muscles are like diamonds.

They look the same size to me.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

, not sure if I will ever compete, too much damn work with the shaving, tanning, having to get down to like 4% body fat etc...

...being hidiously ugly, having small testicles...

sounds like you'd fit in.