Who would you like to meet from these forums?

[Thoth-Amon]

, not sure if I will ever compete, too much damn work with the shaving, tanning, having to get down to like 4% body fat etc...

Hmmmm... so you want to be dark skinned, have low body fat and shaved? Hmmm... *Thoth-Amon casts another spell... Zzzzammm!*
Behold the new Dave:

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

I think I'm going to puke.

 

[Thoth-Amon]

I think I'm going to puke.

But look how happy he is with his new body!

 

[skeptik]

Extensions to my list that I forgot about:

unknown
Crimson Velvet
Thoth-Amon
Hubster
MalignParadigm
Rumpole

Everyone else can get fucked in the ass by a horse and die.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

But look how happy he is with his new body!

that chick is like a 130 pounds, what the hell? this is more like it

 

[Thoth-Amon]

Extensions to my list that I forgot about:
Thoth-Amon
Everyone else can get fucked in the ass by a horse and die.

 

[zoidberg]

you all hate lobsters your racist!

 

[Thoth-Amon]

that chick is like a 130 pounds, what the hell? this is more like it

Oh shit... I forgot to factor in you huge new square legs... hmmm.... you'll be at least 12,000 pounds once I get that fixed.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

you'll be at least 12,000 pounds once I get that fixed.

 

[wandering_taco]

Remember when someone posted a pictures of a whale penis (probably Sus), and Dave said "wtf is that? It looks awesome!"?

That was funny.

haha i sigged that dude that was hilarious

 

[Thoth-Amon]

The weight is primarily in the legs though... :zombie:

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

 

[wandering_taco]

^hahaha

 

[zoidberg]

lol how did you do that?

 

[Thoth-Amon]

I love the fucking grin on his face! Like I said before Rabid Headbanger is comic genius!

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

well, as long as he says (no homo) after doing it, then it's all good.

 

[Ender Rises]

No... it isn't.

 

[Thoth-Amon]

There are lots of cool people I'd like to meet and chill with here but my top two are:

Neurotica
King Richard

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Dick.

 

[Thoth-Amon]

Dick.

Hey you're one of the cool kids I'd chill with.