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[Rabid Headbanger]

Oh ok, I'm at Luke right now I've only had the bible for a few months. Intend the read the whole thing . I'm getting off now, good night you crazy wild evil hairy men.

You like your men clean shaven.

 

[Ender Rises]

I've burned bibles.

I took a Bible one day, and found each and every passage that I hated in it. Actually it took me about a week. I cut them out, and burned them. There was like 30% of the Bible left, the majority of which was Christ actually saying shit that made sense and "This dude begat this dude who begat this dude..." Anyway, that was a very satisfying experience.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

I took a Bible one day, and found each and every passage that I hated in it. Actually it took me about a week. I cut them out, and burned them. There was like 30% of the Bible left, the majority of which was Christ actually saying shit that made sense and "This dude begat this dude who begat this dude..." Anyway, that was a very satisfying experience.

I ripped out revelations and said something about the beast being cast into fire as I threw it.

 

[Thoth-Amon]

I took a Bible one day, and found each and every passage that I hated in it. Actually it took me about a week. I cut them out, and burned them. There was like 30% of the Bible left, the majority of which was Christ actually saying shit that made sense and "This dude begat this dude who begat this dude..." Anyway, that was a very satisfying experience.

Wow... quite an exorcism.
Actually I think the bible is great... once you detach it from faith of course. Looked at for its literary/historical value, etc. it's quite a good book.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Wow... quite an exorcism.
Actually I think the bible is great... once you detach it from faith of course. Looked at for its literary/historical value, etc. it's quite a good book.

It also starts fires well, and makes a great doorstop.

It's also fun to throw.

 

[Thoth-Amon]

It also starts fires well, and makes a great doorstop.

It's also fun to throw.

You can kill people with the hardcover edition too!

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

hey guys I am In Flames numba 1 fan!11!!!

 

[Ender Rises]

Wow... quite an exorcism.
Actually I think the bible is great... once you detach it from faith of course. Looked at for its literary/historical value, etc. it's quite a good book.

This was the day after I stumbled upon the God hates a Fag site. I think it's lovegodsway.org. I was pissed.

And quite a bit of what I didn't take out was very good, it was tolerant and what Christians should be like instead of hatemongering closedminded assholes.

 

[Thoth-Amon]

This was the day after I stumbled upon the God hates a Fag site. I think it's lovegodsway.org. I was pissed.

Well that explains it then!

 

[Ender Rises]

Have you seen that video? I wanted to throttle the guy!

 

[Thoth-Amon]

Have you seen that video? I wanted to throttle the guy!

No I haven't. Link me.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

I wanted to throttle the guy!

 

[Ender Rises]

No I haven't. Link me.

No need, I gots youtube code skillz.
http://lovegodsway.org/

Oh shut up.

 

[King Richard]

He does realize he's wearing a pink shirt right?

 

[Thoth-Amon]

No need, I gots youtube code skillz.
http://lovegodsway.org/


Oh shut up.

I have seen this... it's a joke. It has to be. Seriously.

 

[Ender Rises]

I have seen this... it's a joke. It has to be. Seriously.

No, I am certain they are a real organization. Follow the link to the site. A Full fledged Christian homosexual rehab organization.

The bastards.

 

[Ender Rises]

He does realize he's wearing a pink shirt right?

That is the gayest mustache ever. Apparently he's a reformed gay man.

 

[Thoth-Amon]

No, I am certain they are a real organization. Follow the link to the site. A Full fledged Christian homosexual rehab organization.

The bastards.

They listed Cannibal Corpse under "gay bands to watch out for".

 

[Ender Rises]

They listed Cannibal Corpse under "gay bands to watch out for".

Oh yeah, that list is hilarious.
Ted Nugent (loincloth)
Elton John(really gay)

 

[IWP]