Who you think drinkest best

[Maqus]

The Men in Apron or the Beauty Pageant? Or both?

 

[Bastet]

cleaning windows. i think he's run off to practise...

what about a "men-in-apron beauty contest"? i saw this pic recently, don't remember where tho. a guy in nothing but an apron, doing the dishes...hmmm...

 

[Maqus]

I think that's a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't want to make fun of men if it comes to a contest.

I hate cleaning windows, so I respect people who clean them. I also respect people who cook.

 

[Bastet]

haha, i was joking. i don't think there would be a lot of candidates to post a pic in just an apron.

and yes they deserve respect indeed

 

[Maqus]

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=84305&page=1&pp=25

There's not a single board member picture in it, but it was still really nice to read it, as a proof that people were actually funny and nice to each other two years ago.

Whatever happened to the member page itself? Did it ever come about?

 

[Maqus]

Now what the fuck is with the search function??? It disappeared again

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

well, that's ok. it was meant for the guys anyway. i bet the lord would win, what do you reckon?

I can clean a window in half an hour so i probably would.

 

[siderea]

Yes, Men in Aprons.

In fact, that's a great idea, there are enough good-looking men here now for a male beauty pageant. Well, more than women anyway.

winner

 

[siderea]

Now what the fuck is with the search function??? It disappeared again

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[Bambi]

basically its an anti-forage measure, best thing UM ever did back to the notebooks peeps!

 

[bleed_black_orchid]

aww men in aprons.

I dont know what they all look like to pick, the lord isnt too bad at all but I bet he has hairy feet. I remember bambi having nice arms? and Mehdi is adorable for someone who is going bald.

 

[Maqus]

Not only the arms are nice, but of course if it ever comes to a pageant, we shouldn't judge by naked pictures cause the musculature leaves the others disadvantaged who happen to be dressed. Hairy feet are manly, so they're not a disqualifying event, nor are bellies, cause, as the poet says, "O the beauty of men lies in stout!"

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

My feet are semi hairy but my second and third toes are fused together on both feet.

 

[zupi_clone]

thats a shite thread

 

[Maqus]

That's pretty bad, I don't think we can account for each eccentric defect in our rule book. Non-officially I suggest you hide the fact from the jury somehow.

And what brought about the fusion? Or is it a reference to non-human predecessors?

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

Well it is genetic.My dad has it and one of my nephews has it.None of my kids have it though.

 

[Maqus]

How old are your kids? Boys or girls?

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

11,6 and 4. 2 boys 1 girl

 

[Bastet]

aww men in aprons.

I dont know what they all look like to pick, the lord isnt too bad at all but I bet he has hairy feet. I remember bambi having nice arms? and Mehdi is adorable for someone who is going bald.

and that orange apron is really becoming.

 

[Bastet]

damn, and you look so young!
so what are their names?