Who's gayest?

yeah hes a crap cabaret comedian in real life, like jimmy tarbuck and the midget schoolboy wan from that duo rolled in one. Thats what made fintan stack so awe inspiring
 
So you can deep throat without spilling the contents of your stomach.. nice.

my sympathies on the lack of shag. I used to tell my ex that it was "awkward" too.
 
Yeah. She gave me like every line there is:

"We're sexually incompatible."
"I don't want to ruin our friendship."
"I don't want a relationship, and you're gonna want to be my boyfriend if we do."
"I've known you for too many years."

Blah fucking blah.

Then I found out that she gave it up to some random douchebag (drugaddict, liar, lives with his kids mom, ect..) a little while back. Fuck that shit.

Cunt honestly thought I'd still want to hang out at the pub with her and her friends all the time and that I'd still take her to the VNV Nation show next week.

I did the only thing I could and severed all ties with her. Of course she responded with a few hours worth of drunken, rambling text messages and unaswered phone calls. HAHA!

The ODB is nobodies fucking emotional tampon.
 
you don't choose them well, do you?
first the jail bait where you work, now this
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