JEEZ YOU MEEN HE DIDN'T ACTUALLY FIGHT IN AN UNDERGROUND NO HOLDS BARRED KUMITE TO THE DEATH IN THE HONG KONG UNDERGROUND AFTER TRAINING IN A SECRET NINJITSU CAMP AND BELONGING TO A SUPER SECRET GOVERNMENT BLACK OPS ORGANIZATION!??!?!
Does this mean that Ashida Kim can't really do no-touch knockouts and rip my balls off with his toes?