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Obviously, the concept of exaggeration for comic effect has escaped you. I swear randomly. It's a gimmick I've worked up. It entertains people.
Why would I not care about a great tour like that? What the fuck is with this hostility all of a sudden? You've latched onto my leg like a bull terrier and are apparently determined to prove that I'm a bad person, whether for foul language, or hating Japanese people, or hypocrisy, or being immature, or some other random shit you've pulled out of thin air. What's your problem, man?