Why is everyone on 'invisible mode'?

I can see everybody . . . even when they're in invisible mode. They just have a little star by their name. Mark gave me rights for that kind of stuff, since I'm able to edit other peoples review/interviews/news/etc.
 
It is gay beyond words. Oooh I feel guilty sitting on UM all day, but if I go invisible then that subtracts like 10 hours a day of wasted time, omglolzzzz1111!!!!111 give it to me up the arse without lubricant.

Or, let's play hide and seek and I won't actually hide, I'll just sit here with my hands over my eyes and pretend daddy doesn't actually want to shoot his wad into my mouth.

Come out of the closets you gay cunts!
 
You guys are teh ghey.

I'm going to start creating additional accounts so everyone will see NAD, NADRULZES, KINGNADISTEHROXOXX)ORXZ, and others so whenever I'm at UM.com I'll be supra-visible.