Why PETA should be shut down...

[Malergion]

Classic Simpsicana!

 

[Captain Beard]

Catchy, actually. But are we sure it would work?

 

[Malergion]

Monty and the Man-Eaters.

 

[Chromatose]

Weiner Dog Soufflé

 

[Captain Beard]

For a game show? They'd think it was a Monty Python skit about cannibals. Which we should add. With real cannibals.

And Derick, you gave me a new idea about a challenge involving Daschunds, a frying pan, and some hilarious far side type antics.

 

[Malergion]

Fu Manchu's Culinary Revue.

 

[Chromatose]

How much Pink can you Drink?

 

[Captain Beard]

I like it! Would we have the host dress as Lo Pan?

 

[Malergion]

I like it! Would we have the host dress as Lo Pan?

Or Confucius.

 

[Captain Beard]

If it were Confucius, he'd have to make witty meat-based "Confucius say" gems. Awesome!

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

For a brief second I thought this thread might actually move into serious discussion. Thank goodness my fears were alleviated.

 

[Captain Beard]

Who said we're not serious?

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

 

[Captain Beard]

I have that shirt.

 

[Lunar Still]

I found it quite tickling that PETA was at SOTU, getting people to sign up for their mailing list. The guy looked bewildered when I declined..."But dude, it's against animal cruelty!"

Yeah, so explain to me how PETA having my e-mail address is going to stop animal cruelty?

I should have told the dude that I couldn't sign because I enjoyed choking my chicken too much.

 

[Chromatose]

 

[Captain Beard]

Oh Wilford, always the funnies with your Diabeetus!

 

[Jace_Mereel]

I think it's funny that they wasted a lot of money to make a Mario ripoff on their website, but didn't hire a decent colorist for the comic book. Pssh, priorities.

 

[Captain Beard]

How about "lighten up or shut up?" We censor no one here. Unless we hate you.

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

Unless you have say, cancer, it's pretty safe to say your fair game.