WOMAN!: if there's 1 for the men, there's gotta be 1 for women

I wouldn't have a clue about any actual guest list, beyond hearing a few girls speak of it.
The metal community here is pretty small, so it doesn't take long to hear about who is doing what.

I'm happy with listening to music. I have no interest in being on tour busses or anything like that.

lol it's just because my bandmates and I were fangirls, a long time ago. Now it's a bit different, we have played with so many bands so we don't really care about them anymore. But when we were just starting out, we were in high school and it was what girls of our age did anyway... the only difference is they liked actors, we liked guys who played metal. I've always thought long hair looks better, pretty much on every guy.
 
Piotr Wiwczarek, from Vader. for some reason he makes me very hot. I'd do him.

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hey, Piotr is 45! haha jk

yeah, I know he's not what usually girls are into... But he really makes me hot. In fact I guess he's the first guy from a band that I really fantasied about on my private moments. He seems so powerful when he sings and plays
 
Danny has WAAAAY too much free time. What is it four male profiles and two or three female profiles then with a little help you have gone on FOR OVER 300 PAGES?

tool.
 
Danny has WAAAAY too much free time. What is it four male profiles and two or three female profiles then with a little help you have gone on FOR OVER 300 PAGES?

tool.

Oh wait, I forgot about those two absurdist actors. They must really have too much free time. I guess it's really them and their something like 20 profiles that have produced the biggest part of these 300 pages.

damn, are there really only four or five people actually using this forum? There's the duo, Danny, me, Necroraven might be Valerie might be someone else probably a few people using that s/n... lol, two people with multiple profiles one s/n that is multiple people... and me.

Too bad I don't speak finnish or I'd probably be able to conclude something like the band is running all the finnish speaking profiles for their own personal amusement.
 
Holy shit:lol: get out and party moar


Doesnt make his dick big

yeah, it doesn't, but I haven't seen it, so that's why I can fantasize about it... I always say I like to listen to death metal because it makes me feel like I have a bigk dick and a huge pair of balls, so you can imagine how I picture what's inside his pants... it's not even human! hahaha

and I do party, but one kind of action doesn't forbid the other :lol:
 
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giant monster cock

seriously, the base is as thick as a baby's head. it's long too. gotta be as big as the human body is capable of producing
 
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extra long, normal width

He's in a compilation video you can find on pornhub search for the title monster cocks (his face isn't in the vid- just body). and no I'm not in the vid- it's two different prostitutes filmed about a decade apart. man used to be scrawny. very scrawny.

watch out for the towel
 
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a happy middle ground between the two mentioned above. plenty large, but it'll neither make you feel like you're having a baby nor push your uterus up around your stomach

and I've never had to revive this one from a heroin overdose

watch out for the belt