WORST film you've ever seen??
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The Fast And The Furious sucked so fucking much.
And The Mummy...god i hate The Mummy. Yeah yeah...special effects and all that, but damn...i have no words
And finally...Dude! Where's My Car?"...just one thing to say: Dude! Where's my fucking sense of humor?"
And The Mummy...god i hate The Mummy. Yeah yeah...special effects and all that, but damn...i have no words
And finally...Dude! Where's My Car?"...just one thing to say: Dude! Where's my fucking sense of humor?"
Originally posted by Nemesis Divina
The Fast And The Furious sucked so fucking much.
And The Mummy...god i hate The Mummy. Yeah yeah...special effects and all that, but damn...i have no words
And finally...Dude! Where's My Car?"...just one thing to say: Dude! Where's my fucking sense of humor?"
I can't believe I forgot to list the Mummy! What a pile of shit!
xenophobe
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I've been trying to think of some bad movies that I could put here... I've a considerable DVD and VHS collection, and funny, nothing would come to mind...
THE MUMMY!!! I stopped it less than 20 minutes into the movie... it has to be one of the most horrible movies ever created!
Sonnenritter
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I have to agree that Dungeons and Dragons is a terrible movie. You can find better acting in a tampon commercial. The Mummy is bad too. Fuck off, Brendan Fraser.. you aren't Indiana Jones, stop acting like him.
Theworst movie I've ever seen... hmm, probably would have to be 9 Deaths of the Ninja or Blood Sucking Freaks. Both are equally bad in the acting department, but at least BSF has a black midget that kidnaps and kills people.
Theworst movie I've ever seen... hmm, probably would have to be 9 Deaths of the Ninja or Blood Sucking Freaks. Both are equally bad in the acting department, but at least BSF has a black midget that kidnaps and kills people.
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I taped the He-Man movie recently, as I had hoped that it was so bad that it was funny! Is it "funny-bad" or is just plain crap?Originally posted by Aggressor
Hmm either Heman: Masters of the Universe, or the Final Fantasy movie, oh god how those two sucked...
At least the Final Fantasy movie was well made, the Heman movie just plain sucked, not that I had expected anything else
Some of the movies some of you listed isn't that bad IMO. I think this of these:
Wag the Dog - Alright as far as I recall
The Matrix - Mediocre. If it hadn't had that gross ending it would have been much better! 3/4 of the movie was quite good, the ending just ruined the entire film. After I've seen all the spoofs on the effects it was a little hard to take it seriously. I was also a little tired when I saw it though.
A.I. - Alright!
The worst movie I've ever seen is really, really easy! It's:
STREET FIGHTER w/Van Damme!!!!!!!
The only movie I've ever seen I would give 0 out of 6 stars!!! That said, it would be 0 out of any amount of stars! I've written a review of it at imdb, so you can check it out there if you wish (I'm also called Board there). It's really terrible and unfortunatly not funny, just plain 100% crap!
Another one of the worst movies I've seen is "Beverly Hillbillies"!
I'll just list the movies I've given 1 out of 10 at Imdb:
Blair Witch Project, The (1999)
Desperado (1995)
Eraserhead (1977)
Fargo (1996)
Feeling Minnesota (1996)
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
Johnny Mnemonic (1995)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Se7en (1995)
Silenzio dei prosciutti, Il (1994)
Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit (1993)
Street Fighter (1994)
To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar (1995)
I try to stay away from bad movies as well. Usually if it's a movie I've never heard about and it has no actors that I know I'll skip it, as it's usually crap. I've also started going to imdb to check it's grade first, although you really can't use that for shit! I also stay away from tv-movies. I only recall seeing one tv-movie and it was a movie about Sonny & Cher (I saw it 'cause I'm a music neerd) and it was actually alright!
There are movies that are so bad that they're funny! One of them is "Penny Ante: The Motion Picture". It's so bad that it's hilarious! I've even bought the video! You can check it out here if you wish (althought there's not much to check out): http://www.imdb.com/Title?0100345
Yeah the Street Fighter movie sucks!!!!!
Im not really a fan of Van Damme either so...he just sounds like an idiot when he tries to sound american "We'll attack from teh noarth..."
Masters of the Universe, was simply a crappy movie nothing more nothing less, especially the final fight between Heman and Skeletor...
Im not really a fan of Van Damme either so...he just sounds like an idiot when he tries to sound american "We'll attack from teh noarth..."
Masters of the Universe, was simply a crappy movie nothing more nothing less, especially the final fight between Heman and Skeletor...
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crimsonfloyd
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Soul Suvivors, Royal Tenebaums, Mouse Hunt and then theres this movie thats so bad its piss in your pants hillaroius, Ledgend of the White Wolf 3. So fukin funny, recomend everyone see it for a good laugh.
Degenerate Machinery
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i'd have to say the 3rd crow movie,damn what a piece of shit!
it has some of the cheesiest one liners i've ever fuckin' heard!
"how can you die if your already dead?"
lame-o!
it has some of the cheesiest one liners i've ever fuckin' heard!
"how can you die if your already dead?"
lame-o!
ricochet
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...anything with Nicolas Cage and/or John Travolta (except Pulp Fiction). Also, anything with Jim Carrey, Rob Schneider, Tom Green, and all of the other similar actors[i/] in horrible Hollywood comedies.
Voice of God
Harmless Bum
You're a weird weird weird man.
The worst movie I've seen is "Zombie -91". Low budget german (?) zombie splatter with english dubbing, IIRC it lasted over two hours (or at least it seemed like it will never end) and after the first five minutes it wasn't even funny anymore.
From mainstream movies, Freddie got fingered. Actually it was probably worse than that Zombie movie. I can't stand Tom Green.
Yeh, I completely agree with that - I couldn't even get through There's Something About Mary (even though it's got Cameron Diaz in... *drool*) because of that idiot who plays the main bloke in it. I can't even remember his name - is it Ben something?? Urgh, I can't stand him.
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I couldn't have said it much better myself! Okay, Stalone is in "Cop land" and that's a good movie, but I guess that's about it from him! I've never seen just a mediocre movie from the two others. All of their movies suck!
Easy! Scroll the gradechooser down to 1 and press "vote"!
Anyway, as I always preach: EVERYBODY GOT DIFFERENT TASTE!
The guy in "Something about Mary" is Ben Stiller. I think it was an alright movie. The fight scene between him and the dog was all worth it! Ha ha!
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Blade was shit, I'm not such a hard critic on movies, my favorite movie of all time is the cheesiest movie I've ever seen, Killer Klowns from Outer Space. It's hilariously cheesy while still being somewhat creepy (but I guess that's just 'cos I have a big imagination and I get into shit like that better).
I'd have to say the sorriest movies are:
Blade I & II
Queen Of The Damned
Spiderman
I'd have to say the sorriest movies are:
Blade I & II
Queen Of The Damned
Spiderman
