WORST film you've ever seen??

I once had the pleasure to watch a splatter/gore movie (dunno the name). I´ve never seen such a bullshit in my entire life. I prefer more "intelligent" stuff...
 
Mattias of the Night said:
The Postman with Kevin Kostner, by far. So terrible, so long, so gay.
Oh god, I forgot that one! Shit, when they the mailmen are fighting with M-16's! lol that movie is the shittiest.
 
Easily The Borrower. Basically, this alien is banished to Earth. For some reason, our atmosphere causes his head to randomly explode. So, what does he do? He replaces his head with other's heads.

Needless to say, it was pretty cheesy. For some reason the alien called himself "Bob Lenny". The acting was horrible. And the best (worst) thing, is when the "Bob Lenny's" head explodes and he decides it would be a good idea to used a dog's head. Don't ask me what the fucking plot was, I don't remember if there even was one.
 
Phantom Menace. There are of course worse films than this, but for the money- time- promotion that went into this movie, it was such a total piece of shit.