Worst metal band ever period

[Kara-Shehr]

is this really what its come to? its supposed to be finnish black metal. The band is "Smash Metal Duo"
keep in mind this is not their only "song" there are more on youtube

 

[Balmung]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6zT81LCjuw&feature=related[/ame]

 

[NocturnalNemesis]

is this really what its come to? its supposed to be finnish black metal. The band is "Smash Metal Duo"
keep in mind this is not their only "song" there are more on youtube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=getYb9OLNnw

Sounds like a baby crying...

 

[NocturnalNemesis]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mp6TSg4_1qo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6zT81LCjuw&feature=related

A mix of a guy throwing up and a kid having a tantrum...

 

[VelociBrad]

Wow that first link was pretty awful.

 

[bagdad]

Analcunt?

 

[Psychonaut]

Impaled Northern Moonforest is hilarious.

 

[repetitive electronic music]

parodying black metal is so played. like why would anyone still be amused by that stuff. yes black metal is silly we're all aware of this now can we get over it. i dunno maybe there is still the potential for humor there if it was approached with the slightest bit of wit rather than "lol here's a laundry list of thigns that are stupid about black metal" but it never is.

 

[Krow]

I could post countless amounts of goregrindish death metal bands that have made me cringe in the past but I'll just post one

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwVQJFy9GIQ&feature=related[/ame]

Everything is horribly muddled in the mix... except what I believe to be the sound of borborygmus

 

[Dak]

"lol here's a laundry list of thigns that are stupid about black metal" but it never is.

Kind of like the laundry list of what's wrong with electronic music, amirite?

 

[CF87]

parodying black metal is so played. like why would anyone still be amused by that stuff. yes black metal is silly we're all aware of this now can we get over it. i dunno maybe there is still the potential for humor there if it was approached with the slightest bit of wit rather than "lol here's a laundry list of thigns that are stupid about black metal" but it never is.

Parody Black Metal is not much different then serious black metal. That's the funny thing about it.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

I could post countless amounts of goregrindish death metal bands that have made me cringe in the past but I'll just post one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwVQJFy9GIQ&feature=related

Everything is horribly muddled in the mix... except what I believe to be the sound of borborygmus

Those vocals sound like the noise a McDonalds soft drink cup makes when it's almost empty and you're still trying to suck those last few drops from the bottom with a straw.

 

[repetitive electronic music]

Kind of like the laundry list of what's wrong with electronic music, amirite?

did you actually read + comprehend my post or just look for something out of context to take issue with

 

[repetitive electronic music]

Parody Black Metal is not much different then serious black metal. That's the funny thing about it.

yea maybe 10 years ago

 

[Psychonaut]

It's not like INM is a new thing.

 

[Jean-Pierre]

Anything on Century Media records in the last 5 or 6 years is the worst Metal band ever, depending on the weather.

 

[mutantllama]

yea maybe 10 years ago

funny that they're thousands times better then most stuff now.

 

[Dak]

did you actually read + comprehend my post or just look for something out of context to take issue with

lol?

 

[AchrisK]

Pantera

 

[Oskoreii]

uhm... worst metal band ever: ATTACK!ATTACK! they started out with some techno-deathcore/crabcore...

...and later decided to do a cover of kate perry's "I Kissed a girl" (note breakdown at 2:20)
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJOH0zf9Fq0&feature=related[/ame]