Worst pick up line EVER!!!

[firewalkjen]

I was outside on my lunch break going to get food and this man came up to me and actually said::

"Damn girl, you're so fine I'd eat a mile of your shit just to see where it came from"

AHHHHH what do you say to that? I just walked away, but the mofo almost made me lose my lunch!!

uke:

 

[Brett]

 

[metalkingdom]

Poop is a delicacy in some countries.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

hahahahahah I'd like to shake that man's hand.

 

[Sanctums]

I was outside on my lunch break going to get food and this man came up to me and actually said::

"Damn girl, you're so fine I'd eat a mile of your shit just to see where it came from"

AHHHHH what do you say to that? I just walked away, but the mofo almost made me lose my lunch!!

uke:

Was he sober?

 

[lad]

I was outside on my lunch break going to get food and this man came up to me and actually said::

"Damn girl, you're so fine I'd eat a mile of your shit just to see where it came from"

AHHHHH what do you say to that? I just walked away, but the mofo almost made me lose my lunch!!

uke:

A man eh? Hmmm...could be Cartman's mum.

 

[DriftAlongLiquidSky]

I was outside on my lunch break going to get food and this man came up to me and actually said::

"Damn girl, you're so fine I'd eat a mile of your shit just to see where it came from"

AHHHHH what do you say to that? I just walked away, but the mofo almost made me lose my lunch!!

uke:

I thought it was gonna be another cheesy one like
"screw me if im wrong, but have we met?" type thing, but thats just gross, i mean the consumption of faeces in a pick up line is just weird.

 

[DriftAlongLiquidSky]

hahahahahah I'd like to shake that man's hand.

you would really want to touch his hand? after he just said he would eat a mile of shit?

 

[NinjaKitten]

maaaaaaan thats brutal

 

[Brooks]

Was it Jeff?

 

[Nightshade]

Meh -- I'm not much into fetishes, myself. I've no clue what you're supposed to say to someone who's that open about them. Seems an unfortunate fetish. You're prolly better off without him.

 

[Calamitas1786]

that man is smoooooooth...:Smug:

 

[kerrys wear boots]

wow

 

[Shpongled]

You mean your pants didn't fall off right then and there?

Here's my favorite.... "Hey baby... as long as I have a face, you'll always have a place to sit."

 

[Hawng]

I was outside on my lunch break going to get food and this man came up to me and actually said::

"Damn girl, you're so fine I'd eat a mile of your shit just to see where it came from"

AHHHHH what do you say to that? I just walked away, but the mofo almost made me lose my lunch!!

uke:

Omg.......that was sooooo funny..... Im gonna try it.

 

[Calamitas1786]

Omg.......that was sooooo funny..... Im gonna try it.

You should have been a screen door for Halloween. That way I coulda slammed you all night long.

 

[Calamitas1786]

Just one out of my arsenal of pick-up lines.

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

I was outside on my lunch break going to get food and this man came up to me and actually said::

"Damn girl, you're so fine I'd eat a mile of your shit just to see where it came from"

AHHHHH what do you say to that? I just walked away, but the mofo almost made me lose my lunch!!

uke:

hmmmm list of possible response I could use:

" Warrel strikes again!"

" So your in love? "

" He obviously doesn't know your dark secret "

" That is one smooth criminal "

 

[Hawng]

You should have been a screen door for Halloween. That way I coulda slammed you all night long.

Maybe, but instead we (12 of us)went dressed up as the Fallopian swim team. Complete with Tyvex suits and homemade tails.:Smug:

 

[Spikes]

If you see a hot girl in a club who's blatantly hanging out with a fat/ugly/deformed chick to make herself look good, go up to her and ask her to dance, and when she says yes (and she will) say

"Good, now fuck off so I can talk to your mate!"

That normally works too.