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What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
I hate forums with no avatars. One non-UM forum I visit I can never tell who the fuck I'm talking to since there are about 10 people with "matt" in their username and no god damn avatars.
Would people stop changing their avatars every other day???
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people have started PMing me about my fucking avatar so i need to post this to just make it stop.
he is BORAT ... an ALI G character ... a show on HBO ... some of you don't have HBO ... i can understand that.
here is some sound clips from him:
http://www.cringehumor.net/borat_soundboard.html
my fave: what size gift will get me entry to her vagin?
he is BORAT ... an ALI G character ... a show on HBO ... some of you don't have HBO ... i can understand that.
here is some sound clips from him:
http://www.cringehumor.net/borat_soundboard.html
my fave: what size gift will get me entry to her vagin?
JayKeeley
Be still, O wand'rer!
Borat rules. He is the best character on Ali G.
Recently he went door to door with some do goody politician running for President. They knocked at a house, and some woman answered. Borat asks, "Excuse me, but we want to be speaking to man of the house, or anyone who can vote". The woman replies, "oh I'll be voting this year", to which Borat dismisses, "hahaha, but you are woman?".
"In my country, first comes God, then man, then horse, then dog, then woman, then crawly bug".
Recently he went door to door with some do goody politician running for President. They knocked at a house, and some woman answered. Borat asks, "Excuse me, but we want to be speaking to man of the house, or anyone who can vote". The woman replies, "oh I'll be voting this year", to which Borat dismisses, "hahaha, but you are woman?".
"In my country, first comes God, then man, then horse, then dog, then woman, then crawly bug".
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What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
"In my country, first comes God, then man, then horse, then dog, then woman, then crawly bug".
I don't even pay for regular cable let alone HBO, does this dude have DVDs out yet?
I don't even pay for regular cable let alone HBO, does this dude have DVDs out yet?
JayKeeley
Be still, O wand'rer!
hehehehe....that was hilarious.
Or when he told that other old bint that if she didn't vote for this candidate, he would "crush his opponents and oppressors like Stalin". Of course, this dude running for office is some lowly pro-life fuck - the expression on his face was priceless.
Borat I can watch and laugh my ass off. Ali G though, geez, he just makes me want to hide in embarassment but it's still sooo hilarious. I've never seen anything like it. And NOBODY suspects that it's all fake either...the way he got Pat Buchanan to rap and admit that he smoked da herb...
Or when he told that other old bint that if she didn't vote for this candidate, he would "crush his opponents and oppressors like Stalin". Of course, this dude running for office is some lowly pro-life fuck - the expression on his face was priceless.
Borat I can watch and laugh my ass off. Ali G though, geez, he just makes me want to hide in embarassment but it's still sooo hilarious. I've never seen anything like it. And NOBODY suspects that it's all fake either...the way he got Pat Buchanan to rap and admit that he smoked da herb...
the first season of Ali G is out on DVD ...
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/t...1/102-3120447-0400913?v=glance&s=dvd&n=507846
he is an Israeli Jew named Sascha Baron Cohen ... he plays threee characters.
1. Ali G ... some UK Limey wannabe black guy
2. Borat ... a naive Khazastan reporter doing stories about US
3. Bruno ... a gay Austrian fashion reporter.
My faves are Borat and Bruno ... but the show is a fucking hoot.
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/t...1/102-3120447-0400913?v=glance&s=dvd&n=507846
he is an Israeli Jew named Sascha Baron Cohen ... he plays threee characters.
1. Ali G ... some UK Limey wannabe black guy
2. Borat ... a naive Khazastan reporter doing stories about US
3. Bruno ... a gay Austrian fashion reporter.
My faves are Borat and Bruno ... but the show is a fucking hoot.
JayKeeley
Be still, O wand'rer!
Yes, I'll let you borrow this (I picked it up in the UK so let me see what region it is), and of course I might as well send you Trainspotting since you're being all shy about renting that one for fear of becoming a junkie, or worse still, a Scotsman.Adrian said:"In my country, first comes God, then man, then horse, then dog, then woman, then crawly bug".
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What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
Haha, yeah.
I'll ask Momz to Netflix both otherwise. Oh yeah, that reminds me I have Kill Bill 2 sitting at home. I have to go down south for work right now but I think I'll go home instead.
I'll ask Momz to Netflix both otherwise. Oh yeah, that reminds me I have Kill Bill 2 sitting at home. I have to go down south for work right now but I think I'll go home instead.
JayKeeley
Be still, O wand'rer!
Yes, he's Jewish, but he's no Israeli. He's a limey through and through. This is all very British humour too, which is why it works so well on unsuspecting Americans.lurch70 said:
He's a 'Stani Asian wanting to be black, with all the bling bling. Note though that black people in the UK are generally Jamaican (no issues with fucking slavery or any chip on the shoulder) so he speaks like a rastafarian / rapper.
Borat: "My sister back home is prostitute"
Old Lady: "Why in heavens is she a prostitute???"
Borat: "Because she like the money!!"
Did you see the one where he's at the NRA show and some hick threatens to punch his teeth out after being asked how far he can push his magnum pistol up his backchute?
The show is like a car accident. I cannot watch it without my stomach becoming knotted, but yet I cannot avert my eyes.
