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This must be the new site for the new album coming out, ALSO Saw TROY the movies last night, its pretty good, but i expected it to be a LOT better. BUT!!! JOHAN HEGG is in this movie ahahahah! there is this guy who looks JUST like a viking which is stupid cos they are GREEK??? and the guy has a HUGE hammer just like thor of course and the guy looks just like Johan Hegg hahaah tis great. But then eric bana the stupid aussie kills him:(
 
Added incentive to see the movie. Hey wait... in the Edda (at least the version I have) the norse gods are described as heroes of Troy... so maybe it really was Thor? Except for the dying part that is.
 
OK i found out who the guy is! it is Tyler Mane, he is Sabertooth in X-MEN but the guy is a bit bigger than Johan, he is 6 foot 10 and was a wrestler but look at the cunt hhehehe
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THAT mofo was the only good thing about that movie. he made me cheer and laugh. "YES YES YES!!" i rooted for him til the end. i knew he was gonna die though :(. maybe he was a viking that got lost on a voyage and decided to stay in greece because of the pleasant weather. sure beats freezing to death in lappland.

anyway DO NOT PAY MONEY TO SEE TROY. i cant ahve been the only one driven to hysteria by that fucking screaming-lady gladiator-ripoff music.
 
Saw the movie, 1/2 the people look nowhere near Greek ... the story itself isn't bad. One would get a better idea by reading history books about Troy and Greece. The movie clearly lacked a lot of elements that made Gladiator an awesome movie. Good thing I always like about american movies, is how movies never show naked bodies ... Greek period was all about the cult of bodies,... show us some skin dammit like they do in euro movies.
 
Correct me if im wrong, but i think they fagged up the storyline as well.

Wasnt the gods supposed to help paris and helen fall in love or something? And I thought Achilles was supposed to die when he dragged hectors body around the castle and the Gods got so angry that they shot him in the foot?

But it was a good movie.
 
yeah i hear the ancient greek ladies were all bare breasted, fashion of the times. but if they did that in this movie, there would be a huge scandal because americans have issues with nudity, bleh. we wouldnt be able to see past the boobies. and history books are always more accurate than movies, haha.

but i stand firmly by my statement that the movie sucks dog cock for quarters.
 
In the original, wasn't it Paris that shoots Achilles in the ankle? I may be mistaken, but I thought that was the only thing he did throughout the war. I haven't seen it yet, but I've heard some of the changes are not for the better, like originally, Achilles was basically a murderous psychopath. And by the end of the war Helen despises Paris, because he started the whole thing, then hid behind the walls. I guess the studio's didn't want Orlando Bloom looking like a total pussy
 
But it would be great to see these women naked hehehehe, This Helen of Troy the actress is from germany and is VERY attractive hehehe. But i dont want ot see eric bana naked. It was making me sick how much they try to show off brad pitt's body. But there was definately not enough blood and gore in this movie.
 
hahaha. actually it's not all it's cracked up to be:

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but thank you for your interest :)
 
You can always tell how tight his Bandana is, by how much stupid things he says
this is absolutely false cause i say stupid shit all the time wether or not im wearing it! but atleast i say it in a intelligent manner! =P

but thank you for your interest
no problem =D. i got it saved as my wallpaper. j/k =P actualy my wallpaper is my avatar
 
Belgar said:
Saw the movie, 1/2 the people look nowhere near Greek ... the story itself isn't bad. One would get a better idea by reading history books about Troy and Greece. The movie clearly lacked a lot of elements that made Gladiator an awesome movie. Good thing I always like about american movies, is how movies never show naked bodies ... Greek period was all about the cult of bodies,... show us some skin dammit like they do in euro movies.
Actually, the Illiad refers to the Acheans as "fair haired" and "flowing haired". Reading the story doesn't lead you to think any of them looked anything like a Greek. Bummer about the lack of female skin.