xmas gift suggestions

lurch70

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dammit ... a week left and i did not buy anything yet for anyone.

certainly not hitting the shops as I just don't have time and have line phobia (since waiting on lines for toilet paper in romania for hours on end) and need to do this mofo in 2 hours on Amazon.

i need to get a handful of cheesy gifts in the 20-30 bucks range.

shoot!
 
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I get to opt out of buying shit for people since its my birthday. Fuck yeah, christmas birthday! Only after several years of sorrow have I finally realized the true power of this.

"Dude, you didn't give anyone gifts on YOUR birthday, so why should I give people gifts on mine?"
 
I haven't bought anything yet.

Just thinking about how many people must celebrate Christmas and Birthday on the same day - about one in every 365 - that's fuck loads!
 
i still didn't get anything ... but I am debating purchasing a $3k power amp for myself :loco:
 
ok, I am going to go super cheesy and get some perfume for me mom ... what do older ladies wear that smells good (check your moms cabinets please ... most of you still live with her so it should be no problem :loco: )
 
ok, I am going to go super cheesy and get some perfume for me mom ... what do older ladies wear that smells good (check your moms cabinets please ... most of you still live with her so it should be no problem :loco: )

My mom is very picky with her perfumes. My grandma wore Elizabeth Taylor's "Passion" perfume almost exclusively. I always liked it.

I also like Ombre Rose, which is a good one for older women I think.
 
I'm going to buy all my idiot friends bottles of painful hot sauce for xmas. Usually I get them beer, but not this time, pal.
 
Dave's Insanity Sauce yo;

All burn, no flavour.



And since they're idiots they'll probably slather it on good the first time and cook themselves alive.
 
Will look for that one.

I'm going to a Magic Fruit Stand on Saturday, they sell 240914856 kinds of haut soce with just as many vats of honey to match. I love that place. I have no idea what it is called.