You have to hear this: EPIC audition for vocals.

Ahahaha i dont know which one is the best! they're all great!!!!! i can imagine he looks completely normal...maybe has a bit of a belly and a fluffy beard and plays acoustic guitar!
 
That Master of Puppets audition reminded me of this video. I was at this music festival thing that I do every year with a bunch of friends and we pulled Master of Puppets out of our ass, with this little kid singing it. He sounded way better than that dude, haha.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eg5aEYjF6aI

lol i wish i was at that gig! a field, nice weather & some crappy metallica kid screaming - what a great way to spend a day
 
Wow....Just...wow. Sounds kinda like that alien from Aqua Teen Hunger Force that uses all the people around him to talk...and keeps pissing on everything.


I've had worse...but not as funny, just really sad. I really, really wish I still had some of the old vocal auditions my band did a few years back. It never ceases to amaze me how many people will come in thinking they can sing, be totally serious about it, and then suck....without batting an eye at the situation.

That dude reminds me of this whole band http://www.myspace.com/undermyskinmusic He'd fit in perfectly.
 
Hahaha, oh shit :lol:. The first band I ever recorded actually had a singer who had a very similar voice :lol: he could sing a bit better though, and that band was never too serious about their music anyway since they knew they sucked. I remember it being really difficult to get him to sing in pitch, since he had a really bad ear.
 
Listening to this one:
http://www.soundclick.com/bands/page_songInfo.cfm?bandID=863724&songID=8190968

I can`t help imagining the guy looking like this:

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Try it! :lol:
 
ahahahahahahahaha these are all so awesome. :loco:

my band is going through vocal auditions at the moment and we have had some pretty funny ones so far.

only thing that annoys me is dudes who can't place words over a song and high screaming like a little kid with a frog in his throat for the whole song.