you know what? if i am going to pay $2 for a subway ride, I WANT A FUCKING SEAT

[minxnim]

there are never seats! it's like sardines! it's like taking a fucking nazi train to a death camp! and they're raising the fucking prices!!!!


FUCKING SHIT! :Shedevil: :Shedevil: :Shedevil:

 

[xfer]

they have to reduce the number of seats in order to broaden the ones that exist for FAT AMERICAN ASSES.

 

[minxnim]

you're not kidding dude. like, at least one out of every 5 people take up more than one seat with their big asses. and i can tell they're looking at me like "fuck off skinny little SLUT" whenever i am eyeing them

 

[xfer]

they should totally put armrests in between every seat, so if you don't fit, too bad.

 

[azal]

I'd pay $5 if there was an all white train I could take.

 

[xfer]

in tokyo there are all-female trains because it is impossible to stop horny japanese businessmen from grabbing and fondling.

 

[minxnim]

i'd be so bored in this city if there were only white people around. they're all stinky and boring.

 

[azal]

at least you'd feel safe.

 

[minxnim]

the only time people have done bad things to me, it's been creepy drugged out white people.

 

[xfer]

saying brown people are more interesting than white people is condescending and the subject of my next research paper: "from 'magic my pals' to 'party my pals'".

 

[minxnim]

my family members are brown.

 

[xfer]

i bet they are super fun!

 

[minxnim]

<------- plz see avatar xfer.

also, i honestly just really think that the white people on the train in the morning are gross b/.c they're all like me: pasty, bleary eyed, half hit in the ass, bored, stupid, bedraggled, and creepy.

 

[azal]

I bet they know where my missing hubcap is.

 

[xfer]

one of my roommates in philly ended up leaving the volunteer program partially because he wasn't used to being the only white person within blocks and blocks of his house, and on the train in the morning.

 

[minxnim]

seriously? poor dude. i dunno i guess i wouldnt even notice or something? i may have a few years ago but not now.

 

[xfer]

yeah, total CA frat boy. like a genuinely nice kid, not even remotely evil, but he was "golden boy" in more ways than one.

 

[minxnim]

i remember when my old roommate came here to live with me from CA he was mortified b/c we were the only white people in the zip code. but then he liked it and didn't want to move when he found a place in manhattan.

 

[azal]

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

you guys know my sister is black right? I'll stab you all.