you know what? if i am going to pay $2 for a subway ride, I WANT A FUCKING SEAT

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you're totally going to raise $ and do AIDS walk in NY this year to make up for your antics PAL. (yes, that was haunted)
 
I always get a seat. I'm good at that, Im rude. I push people, and give people dirty looks, and I blast Hate Eternal or Suffocation (my morning music) on my headphones to annoy everyone.