your favourite pets' pics

[Dhatura]

I've got a pet on the internet, but he's in coma now because I haven't visited him for more than a week.

*bad mother*

 

[Bambi]

*pet girlfriend in a coma*

 

[Dhatura]

*pet girlfriend in a coma*

That's Mehdi's Mine is a pet-boyfriend, blue and has huge eyes, and eats too much and is getting fat like hell, I just don't know what to do about it. If I don't give him meal, he'll fall into a coma, and if he gets too fat, he'll fall into a coma again.

Boyfriends are a big problem. And he doesn't even drink beer.

(What the fuck's with this server again??? It stole half of my post.)

 

[Bambi]

It probably needs exercise, or to have ....the (gulp) "operation".

 

[Dhatura]

It probably needs exercise, or to have ....the (gulp) "operation".

But doesn't the operation result just in the opposite? Getting even fatter, I mean. Or is it ture only of cats?

Yeah, exercise is good but he can't do anything now because of the coma. I have to nurse him in the next 8 days.

 

[Dhatura]

Here he is, btw

 

[Crack Hitler]

I'm sorry to say this, but your boyfriend ain't that attractive, now is he? How can you be sure he's a he? 'He' doesn't have even chesthair!

 

[Bambi]

I'm sorry to say this, but your boyfriend ain't that attractive, now is he? How can you be sure he's a he? 'He' doesn't have even chesthair!

yeah but to make up for it he has two...oh hold on, maybe they're antennae

 

[Crack Hitler]

Haha, antennas or not, girls can still literally ride him

 

[Bambi]

Haha, antennas or not, girls can still literally ride him

dunno, would you sit on something that has sparks coming off it?? he needs to earthed properly I reckon

 

[mehdi.i.e.e.e]

I see you keep a pet-girlfriend because a real one would eat you alive

pet-girlfriend, its like 'black my pals', 'gay homosexual', 'irish alco', 'stinky dog', its saying twice the same thing.

 

[Thortyir]

Yeah, like "gay french"

 

[cedarbreed]

Yeah, like "gay french"

'dumb belgian' too
you have such a dumb reputation here ...

 

[Dhatura]

dunno, would you sit on something that has sparks coming off it?? he needs to earthed properly I reckon

That's his greatest attraction! No need for earthing.

 

[Dhatura]

I'm sorry to say this, but your boyfriend ain't that attractive, now is he? How can you be sure he's a he? 'He' doesn't have even chesthair!

He is a he, because he's my conception

And the time of attractive boyfriends is OVER. They attract too many girls.

 

[Mariner]

is it? that must be the reason why I'm single

 

[Dhatura]

is it? that must be the reason why I'm single

For me at least, haha. You'll be soon engaded, dear.

 

[Crack Hitler]

Thank god that trend hasn't landed in Finland yet

 

[Dhatura]

Look what I picked up yesterday: Minulla on sinut, babe

 

[Crack Hitler]

Haha Where did ya learn that one?