"your hair smells like watermelon jolly rancher candy"

[minxnim]

"um, dude, why are you so close to my head?"


my newest temp. coworker is creepy.

 

[deadair]

beat in his face with a tire iron...

 

[avi]

awesome.

I just prefer to not talk to my coworkers. It's easier that way.

 

[minxnim]

i am not very social and i dont really think i have that 'come hither dear small talking coworker' look about me, but either way, close quarters = unavoidable chit chat sometimes.

dear me.

 

[deadair]

i'm still going with beat in his face

 

[xfer]

At least he's not a midget delivering that line.

 

[goatschool]

what deadair said. twice now.

 

[minxnim]

i would except like, he's young, weak in the mind, and probably not getting paid enough to get the necessary facial reconstruction.


also, i'm considering not getting into any physical altercations for a year or so to fix my karma dude.

 

[goatschool]

drop peanut butter in his hair. spill syrup on his keyboard.

you can probably get this stuff from your co-workers and blame it on them, thus killing 2-3 birds with one stone.

 

[deadair]

ok... well, you could always get some one to beat in his face...

i'm people who know people

 

[xfer]

Have the Reese's woman sit on him.

 

[deadair]

what alex said...

 

[minxnim]

you fellas are chock full o' great ideas.

i was thinking also that i could head butt him if he gets near me again.

 

[avi]

so many good ideas to choose from!

 

[deadair]

that would work...

just fake like you sneezed

 

[avi]

make the punishment fit the crime: scratch his eyes out or break his nose.

 

[minxnim]

wow you guys are awesome.
seriously how funny would it be for a 90 pound girl to head butt the temp for the crime of hair sniffing?

i should have my own tv show.

 

[azal]

I would hire Jaleel White to play the part of the temp....

that has funny potential.

 

[GRIND.KILLED.EMO.]

I just don't see why people hate ovations so much. I was gonna get one, but i decided to get a half stack instead

 

[screwdriverqueen]

i think you should fake-seduce him and then when you get close to his peen, you slice it vertically into two elongated parts.

then tie the parts into a cute little bow tie.