Crespo (the spanish guys called me that at work because i 'looked' like him with my longer hair.)
uhh, Conti, Alex (well thats my name), occassionaly condom, stones, and Mitch by a couple ( cause I look like a clone of the guy in dazed and confused.
Xipe. Phonetic transcription of the word "chip" as in computer chip. Means people call me nerd.