10 shit bands that everybody likes

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I'm working on the double chin right now, ice cream, hamburger, ham, pork a la Paris, etc., etc.

and where´s she from? i see something in spanish " las mejores canciones medievales" or the best medieval songs :)
 
WESLEY WILLIS!!!!!
He should be your personal hero!!!!!!

Alanis Morissette

You are a rock star
You are a rock legend to the max
You can really knock it out
You can really wupp a horse's ass

Alanis Morissette
Alanis Morissette
Alanis Morissette
Alanis Morissette

You are a rocking maniac
You are a singing hyena
You are a rock star in Jesus' name
You can really rock Saddam Hussein's ass

Alanis Morissette
Alanis Morissette
Alanis Morissette
Alanis Morissette

You are my sweet woman to the end
You are my honey lover to the max
You are my sweetheart for years to come
You are so lovable to me in the long run

Alanis Morissette
Alanis Morissette
Alanis Morissette
Alanis Morissette

Taco Bell, make a run for the border


I Smoke Weed

I am a cocaine addict
I do a lot of drugs
I smoke crack as I speak
I get my kicks doing dope

I smoke weed
I smoke weed
I smoke weed
I smoke weed

I smoke my crack pipe every day
I have a good time at it
I jack my mother for dope money
I do it by threatening her life with a semi-automatic

I smoke weed
I smoke weed
I smoke weed
I smoke weed

When the police pulled up, I was doomed
I was arrested for possession of a controlled substance
I was taken to the metal clink
I was nothing but a loser

I smoke weed
I smoke weed
I smoke weed
I smoke weed

Ford, quality is job one

Kurt Cobain

All right, let's rock it to Russia

Kurt Cobain was a rock singer for Nirvana
He rocked the United States by flying all over the country and playing that rock and roll
He is a good singer
He is my rock star

Kurt Cobain
Kurt Cobain
Kurt Cobain
Kurt Cobain

Nirvana's 1991 Nevermind album, which has sold more then ten million copies, turned Kurt Cobain into a spokesman for his generation
It is a mantle with which he was never comfortable
He can really rock like a magikist
He can really play that rock and roll

Kurt Cobain
Kurt Cobain
Kurt Cobain
Kurt Cobain

Upon its release last September, In Utero shot to number one on the pop chart
There were signs of trouble when the band played two concerts at the Aragon in Chicago
The first show was a triumph
It was a knockout

Kurt Cobain
Kurt Cobain
Kurt Cobain
Kurt Cobain

Timex, it takes a licking and keeps on ticking

Cut the Mullet

Do something about your long, filthy hair
It looks like a rat's nest
Do something about your mullet
Get out the hair clippers, jerk

Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet

Get the rat's nest off your head
Get that crazy-ass mother off your skull
Take your ass to the barber shop
Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole

Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet

The mullet is the reason why people hate you
They are sick of looking at your nappy weed-sack
Nobody wants to look at you with that mullet on your head
Why don't you cut that mullet, you numbskull

Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet

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