Dead_Lioness
Godless
don't you know that most guys relish in being "not so fresh"
It's funny because most girls tend to keep everything fresh down there.
No wonder we never get along!!
don't you know that most guys relish in being "not so fresh"
...as for me, I'm just now getting used to the intense ray of light and harmony of angelic voices when unleashing the nether region.
Not too fond of those memories, to be honest. I remember how my grandma smelled in 1255 when she died of leprosy. Stunk the place up for weeks.
angelic???
Well, according to D&D nerds, the medieval ages had wizards, and necromancers and shit.That makes no sense.
This depends entirely on the problem. As Isabel noted, if it's a real infection, then itching makes it worse. If you're just moderately irritated, well, OK, technically you could scratch. I have a friend named "Dale" who tells a completely hysterical story about a girl that did. He calls it "the garden weasel" or the "four-finger scratch". At this point, it's legend, and there's even a hand signal to refer to the girl who saw fit to relieve her itch in public. Really, girls just shouldn't scratch....Particularly if they're wearing a miniskirt.... *shudders*Wait a sec why can't you itch it? Couldn't you just shove something up in there?
Also do you just stick that paste up in there and leave it? I'm disturbed.... Actually I probably don't want to know.