A few holiday pics if ya give a shit

Fuck asking for the time, THERE'S A UFO IN THAT PIC!

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That would be so much better if the pic was at night and the lamp was on. Then it would be like the beam coming out the bottom of the flying saucer that sucks you up to be probed and explored.
 
Maybe he meant a Seal Clubber? You would need to dress in all that to protect yourself from the cold.