This episode reminded me to never watch anything where americans are involved. This episode was fucking disgusting and threw away EVERYTHING this show was.
Season 1:
Ned gets hurt in the leg, walks with the cane for the rest of his life, eventually meeting his demise because he was naive.
Season 6-7:
Make stupid decisons, get wounds guaranteeing death, survivee either by teleporting dragons or because who the fuck knows.
Stranded in the north on a fucking ice surrounded be dead?
Get soaked in cold AF water?
It's daijoubu, you will make it easy to the wall and just change your clothes.
Season 8:
Use stupid battle tactics.
Buff swords of savages on horses, dont buff others
Lol they died.
Maybe use dragons? Yes, but just once lol and then fly away.
Okay, so maybe fight BEHIND the trenches?
Nah, let's lose most of the army and then retreat behind the trenches and set them on fire. Oh, we could fight in the chokepoints created by dead? We suck lol, nvm, plot armor.
Giant swinging like madman at everything. Lol, little girl, better pick it up and get stabbed in the fucking eye.
(skipping most of the fucking bullshit)
Go 1v1 the night king (after falling from the fucking sky cos i cant ride a dragon). Lol, he ressurects all the dead, im dead. LOL NOPE JUST BACK IN WINTERFELL GUYS, I MADE IT LEMME FIGHT THIS UNDEAD DRAGON 1V1 LMAO.
Shit, my dear king friendzone, it's just me, the fucking dragon queen and you, we are dead, I cant fight and 4 walkers are rushing at me. LOL I MADE IT I SOMEHOW KILLED THEM AND YOU DIED LMAO.
(...)
Yasss, im a Night King and about to kill a criple, but cant talk, so instead of villain speech I will just smirk.
Arya: *teleports behind you* Nothing personal kid
YAY EVERYBODY WON HOORAY WE MADE IT THAT WAS CLOSE GUYS XD GOOD THAT ANIME GIRL JUST SAVED US.
Even more anime dialogues.
DIS
GU
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I wanted to make this meme but someone was quicker: