- Oct 26, 2009
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So..
There is this lady who lives in the apartment next to me and my girlfriend.. This lady is completely crazy.
Every single day you can hear her screaming at her boyfriend, or husband, or whoever the fuck he is.
The lady has some sort of emotional problem.. Diagnosed and everything.. She is considered "disabled".
Well one night, shit sounded like it was getting physical. I could hear breaking glass, screaming and everything.. So I called the cops.
Ever since then, this lady has been psychotic towards me.
I was mixing a song once, and in the middle of it, I got a pound on my door.. Sure enough it was her.. She started calling me every name in the book, and screaming at me like she was to have my head on a platter. The last thing she told me was "You've got another thing coming".. I am now alert.
So, anyways.. She just got her eviction notice (finally) since everybody in this complex has filed a complaint about her..
Please note that I've had 10+ bands come and record here and have had absolutely no sound complaints.. So that's how loud this lady was!
Today, I dropped my girly off to work.. I got back and just chilled out.. Then after about 2 hours, I noticed that I hadn't seen my cats since I'd been home.. I didn't really think anything of it, and just left it alone. After another hour, I became concerned. I started looking around.. I literally looked in EVERY nook and cranny in my apartment... Absolutely nothing..
My girl finally got home and I let her know I couldn't find the "children" (What we call the cats), and that I'd searched for both of them for at least an hour.. She got really scared..
We then started to ponder that our neighbor had stolen the cats.. Something she'd most likely do... We walked around the apartment complex a few times looking for the cats.. Then we even looked into the car windows of hers.
FINALLY we searched the apartment one last time..
After about an hour of searching, I see that one of the cushions of the couch was tampered with.. I lifted it up, and saw a small hole in the barrier of the couch.. Reached my hand in there and found the little fucks! They went out of their way to somehow lift the cushion to the couch, and tear a small hole, just big enough for them to fit themselves in there.
I proceeded to open a can of tuna for them.
whewww.
There is this lady who lives in the apartment next to me and my girlfriend.. This lady is completely crazy.
Every single day you can hear her screaming at her boyfriend, or husband, or whoever the fuck he is.
The lady has some sort of emotional problem.. Diagnosed and everything.. She is considered "disabled".
Well one night, shit sounded like it was getting physical. I could hear breaking glass, screaming and everything.. So I called the cops.
Ever since then, this lady has been psychotic towards me.
I was mixing a song once, and in the middle of it, I got a pound on my door.. Sure enough it was her.. She started calling me every name in the book, and screaming at me like she was to have my head on a platter. The last thing she told me was "You've got another thing coming".. I am now alert.
So, anyways.. She just got her eviction notice (finally) since everybody in this complex has filed a complaint about her..
Please note that I've had 10+ bands come and record here and have had absolutely no sound complaints.. So that's how loud this lady was!
Today, I dropped my girly off to work.. I got back and just chilled out.. Then after about 2 hours, I noticed that I hadn't seen my cats since I'd been home.. I didn't really think anything of it, and just left it alone. After another hour, I became concerned. I started looking around.. I literally looked in EVERY nook and cranny in my apartment... Absolutely nothing..
My girl finally got home and I let her know I couldn't find the "children" (What we call the cats), and that I'd searched for both of them for at least an hour.. She got really scared..
We then started to ponder that our neighbor had stolen the cats.. Something she'd most likely do... We walked around the apartment complex a few times looking for the cats.. Then we even looked into the car windows of hers.
FINALLY we searched the apartment one last time..
After about an hour of searching, I see that one of the cushions of the couch was tampered with.. I lifted it up, and saw a small hole in the barrier of the couch.. Reached my hand in there and found the little fucks! They went out of their way to somehow lift the cushion to the couch, and tear a small hole, just big enough for them to fit themselves in there.
I proceeded to open a can of tuna for them.
whewww.