Why don't i see NoLordy in this?
I mean if there is a devil there must be a christ as well.
anyway enitharmon is quite well informed about religious things and i wouldn't dare disagree with her (yes she is a lady! a greek one!)!
as for the splitting the seas i only know this:
when Moyses and his tribe were chased after he lead his ppl to a mount. hebrews got the chance to quickly pass through, and they opened the mount, thus there was a big flood.
concerning the walking on water subject, i dunno nadda. maybe he had some kind of booster on his sandals or ... well i don't know.
anyway the conclusion is this:
if god did not exist, you would have to invent me.
but don't worry i DO exist.
don't invent me again for there might be some kind of conflict in our genetic wisdom, thus through a hyper allignment of every planet in our solar system, every single unfaithfull to me will be transcended to a planet (that has been existing) since my birth year, hence the beginning of time (=1976). on this planet the only thing that ppl can hear is g-war and my voice when i want to curse them.
Ture hGilt can only be through me. all you have to do is believe. NoLordy will be sitting next to me when judgement day comes. for he already has pleaded faith.