Alexi, dumbass of the year

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The Great Cold Distance
"06 Feb 2007 - Bad news

"One week ago Alexi had the worst luck. He tripped at a bowling alley and
his shoulder was hurt. Something is broken but it's not serious like the
accident two years ago. He has to be careful 'cos the shoulder will be
sensitive for a while. 6 weeks of no guitar playing -
doctor's orders. This means all the activities planned to happen
within the next 5 weeks have to be cancelled. We can have a break from
rehearsals but what breaks our hearts is that we are not able to perform in
Desert Rock (Dubai, U.A.E.) in March 2007. That festival was something we
were looking forward to but it just can't happen.

There's nothing we can do about this!"

6.2.2007 Helsinki
Children Of Bodom"

This guy is definitely stupid.
 
He tripped and fell so that makes him stupid?

When you are an entertainer, you must realize that you are always performing, and might have the least bit of notice to get into character in front of a potential fan. It's his responsibility to remain in performing shape. So yes, his antics have become a burden.
 
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Shut up... He was probably drunk, like Macharius88 said. I hope he's ok... He's probably a bit angry for not being able to play for 6 weeks... I hope he get's better.
 
Ofcourse he must be a bit angry for not being able to play, but i mean, he probably brought it on himself, soo :p
 
When you are an entertainer, you must realize that you are always performing, and might have the least bit of notice to get into character in front of a potential fan. It's his responsibility to remain in performing shape. So yes, his antics have become a burden.

Well, this is true too... but anyway, let's just hope Alexi will soon get better and that he'll pay more attention the next time... cause he's the first who suffers and can't stand not to play his guitar.
 
Maybe this is a blessing in disguise. Now he can reinvent himself and the band. That broken wrist threw COB into the industry, now this broken shoulder might suck them back out!
 
^ lol I don't blame him, me and my friends do stupid sh*t all the time, that's how we have fun and sometimes you'll get hurt doing it...doing stupid dangerous stuff makes everything more fun
 
well. when your a metal band whom is all male, and your finnish...and you like to drink alot, falling and hurting yourself on several occasions is expected. the fans should just wish he is okay and hopefully understand. i just think its pretty funny.
 
Maybe this is a blessing in disguise. Now he can reinvent himself and the band. That broken wrist threw COB into the industry, now this broken shoulder might suck them back out!

You and I think alike!

Hmm....they say having a life changing experience like a knock on the head that causes amnesia can be reversed by a similar incident. Sooo...My theory is...get alexi drunk as hell... and push him off a car again...well, actually maybe a house, I'm thinking it will decrease the margin for error and then he should snap out of it.
 
I just hope he doesn't feel too bad. Alexi's health is the first thing that matters, not the fact the fans wanted to see him. I know if Bodom had to cancelled a gig I would have waited for I'd be really sad, but since we can't change it, let's just accept the fact and wait... Poor Alexi, he must feel so fucking bad, 1st his shoulder must hurt like hell plus he can't play guitar...

Get well soon Allu :)