azal, i even asked this kid and he was trying to convince me that the hat was 'felt' and i am like 'DUDE FELT IS WASHED WOOL'... but he won't give me a good reason to wear that hat when it's 100 degrees out. maybe he's going bald.
also i've decided that alex should wear a scary mask and hide behind the door naked waiting for his roommate's girlfriend to come home so he can jump out at her and do the irish jig and then run up to his room and hide and deny it ever happened later.
i just realised i should order food NOW because if i wait until i get home and i'm deep into nude bong time i'll have to meet the delivery guy naked and stoned.
Also, it's fun when the pizza main comes, and friends are over, to have one dude answer the door and open it enough to see your two friends pretending to give/recieve oral sex on the couch.