an AFTERNOON of...something...ahead of me? YOU DECIDE!

[minxnim]

 

[chupe666]

nice. or loud spanking/obscenity yelling and dog barking from the unseen bedroom.

i also was going to mention that the disrobing would no doubt need to be moved up in the chain of events, but i see that's been noted already.


that obscenity yelling reminded me of an apartment i used to live in where one day i was awakened by the guy in the next apartment yelling at the top of his lungs to a bird to shut up for like an hour.
dead quiet. chirp. "Shut up." chirp. "SHUT UP." chirp "@$# SHUT THE !$@# UP!!" quiet. repeat

 

[azal]

it's cool when telemarkets call to pretend you are slicing onions and then cut your finger off. Just start yelling and swearing and they eventually hang up after like 15 seconds of shock.

 

[xfer]

i kind of miss when azal had quit posting for like 6 months when he moved back to Serbia and when he returned he was all Serbified and kept screwing up his English and making casual references to uncommon ethnic things, like "it's cool when telemarketers they call, yes, to pretend you are cutting up cabbage djondlics and then finger is sliced, yes?"

 

[chupe666]

xfer has a way of making the most inoffesive things sound offensive.

am i wrong here?
__ yes
__ no
__ maybe so




(ps: do you like me?
__ yes
__ no
__ maybe so)

 

[xfer]

what the hell did i say that was inoffensive?

 

[azal]

technically I just moved, I didn't move back, because I never lived here before for more than a summer vacation at a time.

also.

my english would be just as bad today, if I hadn't found a job where I have to write in english all day.

 

[Greg B.]

This thread made me take off my pants and giggle

 

[mindspell]

So you're probably like me: writing alright but losing my spoken english by the day...

 

[Greg B.]

I read the Deicide thing too and pictured Alex branding upside down crosses onto his scrotum

 

[lizard]

haha "a touch of the corky"