If you could spend 1 hour with Mike what would you want to do? I would bring my guitar and see if he could giveme any advice or a brief lesson and if there were any time left I would just hang out and talk to him about his music and whatnot.
I'd drug him down, get him on an airplane, and then marry him in Vegas.
1. Hold a Satanic ceremony with virgin/goat sacrifices.
or
2. Drink beer. Lots of it.