One word: Roofies.
You would rape him!?!?! Why do that to poor Mike?
Well, I think the logistics of it would be a little difficult to figure out, but I could try! He wouldn't remember, so no harm done.
Hmmm. The logistics... I guess you'd have to assume a different role/position. And this sort of thing could result in harm... to his colon...
Perhaps an even greater problem would result from him waking with a sore anus and being forever skeptical of the other guys in the band. We don't want to see any possible-rape-tension manifest on stage, now do we?
i would ask him why people on this forum care only about Akerfeldt and not about the other band members
i mean every second thread here is Will akerfeldt do this, like that, i mean are the other band members on this forum??
yeah
real fun to drug somebody then sexually assault them
no ur right its fun