what would you ask Mike?

[Out of Time]

help me people!
I'm gonna see Opeth play live in Budapest in less than a month...
After the show I will do an interview with Mike...
I have many great questions for him, but I recon, you could help me get some good ones as well... since I don't want to do it in usual way, it would be out of this world if any of you can help me with some unique question... cheers!

 

[ggggggu]

1. what's up?
2. is your wife pregnant?
3. are you a good swimmer?
4. ever watched gay porn?
5. have you ever spat on anyone?
6. have you ever wanted to fuck an underage girl or boy?
7. what's the meaning of a guitar amp?
8. what's the meaning of life?
9. which Opeth member has the best/worst eyesight?
10. heard any good jokes lately?

 

[The Serpent King]

What he said

 

[symphomaniac]

I would ask him how he manages to stay awake whilst playing such boring music?

 

[Evil Ernie]

ggggggu once again I'm impressed by the time it took you to answer this thread.

I would ask Mike if he wants to join my band.

 

[ggggggu]

ggggggu once again I'm impressed by the time it took you to answer this thread.

Thank you! It really means alot to me.

Although, it didn't take me more than 1 minute to write the reply. I hope it isn't intellectually dwarfing everything you've contributed to this forum, since I know for a fact, that you put really much time and effort to everything you post.

 

[the_drip]

I would ask him how he manages to stay awake whilst playing such boring music?

ask him to kick you in the nuts while you're at it.

 

[Yonder]

I'd like to know what he plans to do after Opeth. I cannot imagine their career to last way longer than - let's say - four or five more years, and I also don't think that he will have earned enough money to do nothing afterwards. Honestly, I'm interested in the commercial aspects of being a death metal band without major sales.

I'd also like to know how his marriage works. Is his wife with him on tour? Or are they parted for this long period of time? I admit that this is perhaps too personal to be asked and answered.

 

[Ermz]

I'm gonna ask him what part of Australia he plans to spend his honeymoon in. Also some random questions about the recording of their albums/compositional stuff that really bugs me.

 

[KoichCPA]

I would ask him if he wants to give me a sensual massage.

 

[Kushantaiidan]

I'd ask why mikaels wife is a dumb fucking scrag slut.

 

[The_Children_of_Decadence]

help me people!
I'm gonna see Opeth play live in Budapest in less than a month...
After the show I will do an interview with Mike...
I have many great questions for him, but I recon, you could help me get some good ones as well... since I don't want to do it in usual way, it would be out of this world if any of you can help me with some unique question... cheers!

can i join you, dude?

 

[The Evil Toucan]

I asked him if he had heard the Blackfield album, and he said he hadn't heard it yet.

 

[estimate]

4. ever watched gay porn?

No, he does not want to see you.

6. have you ever wanted to fuck an underage girl or boy?

No, he does not want to fuck you.

9. which Opeth member has the best/worst eyesight?

You wish. You should have asked about smell as well.

 

[Judas Pissed]

ggggggu thinks he's funny.

 

[Demilich]

On a serious note,
I want to ask him what he thinks of people like Swano saying Mike's too expensive for Bloodbath and he wouldn't be on the next album if they made one.
And I wanted to ask the other band members if they wrote any of their own music on the side, just for fun or for any other projects.

 

[Blackwinged]

I cannot imagine their career to last way longer than - let's say - four or five more years

Why the hell would you think say?

 

[ggggggu]

ggggggu thinks he's funny.

Fight fire with fire, eh?
I don't think you got the chops, boy toy.

 

[Demilich]

Why is it such a crime to think you're funny these days?
ggggggu's pissed of all off, as he intends to, and got a few laughs out of a lot of us!

more power to him for it

 

[the_drip]

I find ggggggu quite humorous.

he can sleep with my sister.