What about a roofie + viagra? That might be the solution you're looking for ponie.
...and I guess there's always limbs/digits that have actual bones in them...
Yes it is obvious you were joking, and it was funny, and for some reason is still funny to keep beating this horse.
Hmmm. I wonder what the creepiest thing a female looking to get some has done to an Opeth member. I get the feeling it would happen to Mendez. Or maybe Peter. He's got that pretty hair.