an Ode to my Tofutti

[Karmic]

Nicodemix woo
he likes to devour his poo
to please me and you

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Akerfeldt, Wacken
Bloodbath is gonna destroy
Ev'rybody dies

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

i just pooped feces
i don't always poop feces
oh wait yes i do

 

[Profanity]

Shooting cum from my bum
Cumming and dumping is me
I need a dummy from my mummy

 

[Chromatose]

this thread is better
than any other stupid
threads about haiku

 

[MajestikMøøse]

mighty tofutti
tofutti destroys others
it reigns eternal

 

[MFJ]

I agree with him..
the rest of you suck at life!
Just stop trying, fools.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

note that my haiku
is all-purpose in nature
try for example:

Mighty White Power
White Power destroys others
it reigns eternal

or I conversely
try something much different
like the following:

Mighty buttsex man
Buttsex man destroys others
he reigns eternal

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

shame on you, andrew
this haiku thread reigns supreme
i need to poopoo

 

[Kiss The Void]

caracket i cry
im new, and did not know
i take your clogckets

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

my clogckets, oh noes!
i wish not to fight with you
my brother in 'ckets

 

[Kiss The Void]

caracket i kid
i would not take such awesomes
i dont dance anyway

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Tofutti ignored
since last month, oh no! oh no!
NEED HAIKU BITCHES!!!

 

[Chromatose]

oh no! tofutti!
this thread shall reclaim its place
as thread with most posts

 

[Danny_Glover]

hahah you're losing

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

oh no! tofutti!
this thread shall reclaim its place
as thread with most posts

we'll see about that!

 

[Chromatose]

Danny, it's a shame.
are you not understanding?
post in a haiku!!

 

[Chromatose]

oh! too much fiber
I consumed in tablet form
causing so much poo!

 

[Ophidian_]

Tofutti? Not I!
And I refuse to haiku,
Oh shit, I just did.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

It's been much too long
Since the days of Tofutti
Oh how I've missed you