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Anyone here ever been a deliveryman?
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No but I know a guy who worked construction and had some good tales. My favorite would be this: http://www.polizeinews.ch/Einbrecher im Clubhaus/Waschmaschinen+gestohlen/368472/detail.htm
Translation with additional details (thats just a next-day police report): New houses (both intended for multiple families) are almost finished and the washrooms are being furbished. The washmachines, dryers etc. have all been delivered but not yet installed. A big truck with the logo of the company supplying the machines pulls in and a guy talks to the forman. He says that the wrong machines had been delivered and that they were here to take them back. The correct shipment would arrive soon. So they load up all the machines and leave. Well later the construcion company calls the washmachine guys and asks when precisely the new machines would arrive. And they have no idea about any wrong shipment. Turns out those guys just decaled a company logo on their truck and stole all the crap. Police estimated that it was worth about 35'000 sfr
Translation with additional details (thats just a next-day police report): New houses (both intended for multiple families) are almost finished and the washrooms are being furbished. The washmachines, dryers etc. have all been delivered but not yet installed. A big truck with the logo of the company supplying the machines pulls in and a guy talks to the forman. He says that the wrong machines had been delivered and that they were here to take them back. The correct shipment would arrive soon. So they load up all the machines and leave. Well later the construcion company calls the washmachine guys and asks when precisely the new machines would arrive. And they have no idea about any wrong shipment. Turns out those guys just decaled a company logo on their truck and stole all the crap. Police estimated that it was worth about 35'000 sfr
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Krilons Resa
Jerry's married?!
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Disgustipated
Cynical.
Yeah I have been. There was this one crazy chick i used to deliver to, Christine, on the upper east side. She started flirting with me, then one day invited me in for a drink. Long story short, I ended up banging her doggy on the stairs.
It got to the point where she was ordering things for delivery four times a week. We would fuck in every room
In the house - except the bedroom. She insisted that we don't do it in there. She felt weird cos of her husband.
Anyway, she eventually decided to leave her husband, but in a really deceitful way. She had me knock on her door while she was on Skype to him in Hong Kong and rape and kidnap her on camera. Then we spent a couple of days in a lust filled fuck frenzy in a loft downtown. we demanded a 250 grand random... Oh wait, Im confusing reality and fiction again. I saw this on svu once.
It got to the point where she was ordering things for delivery four times a week. We would fuck in every room
In the house - except the bedroom. She insisted that we don't do it in there. She felt weird cos of her husband.
Anyway, she eventually decided to leave her husband, but in a really deceitful way. She had me knock on her door while she was on Skype to him in Hong Kong and rape and kidnap her on camera. Then we spent a couple of days in a lust filled fuck frenzy in a loft downtown. we demanded a 250 grand random... Oh wait, Im confusing reality and fiction again. I saw this on svu once.
Krilons Resa
Jerry's married?!
for a minute there.
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