are you left or right handed?

[Troyanasy]

*your right hand is weak and feeble like a emo band playing Manowar songs*

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAAGHAHQARJBOWENBIAWBLABNALKGBAJKGNJLA...


...ooooh, that is the greatest simile of ALL FUCKING TIME. You are a genius.

 

[Troyanasy]

Speaking of Alice Cooper, He was the biggest drunk of all time!!!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

 

[Troyanasy]

My Faves

A metaphor is like a simile. ~Arthour Unknown


Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - A C

A writer is someone who can make a riddle out of an answer. - K Kraus

 

[AjDeath]

My Faves

A metaphor is like a simile. ~Arthour Unknown


Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - A C

A writer is someone who can make a riddle out of an answer. - K Kraus

My fav is--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------life is like Russian Roullette, you don't know when, but I am going to kill you.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

That's a great one too.

I should be able to think of something, but I'm too tired. Hell with it.

 

[FretsAflame]

How's this one...

Friend's help you move, real friends help you move the body.

 

[Troyanasy]

This fuckin' place is alive tonight

 

[FretsAflame]

This fuckin' place is alive tonight

No shit, i've been glued to my comp all day waiting for something to happen, finally it starts.

 

[Troyanasy]

My fav is--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------life is like Russian Roullette, you don't know when, but I am going to kill you.

He's another, you have 45 hours to pay me my our money or life is gonna be like a game of Russian Roullette, you don't know when, but I am going to kill you.

I like that, I'm going to use that at the playground on Monday

 

[Guerrilla]

When you go to the playground, sodomize an 8 year old boy while you're at it. 8 year olds have very tight asses, it's amazing.

 

[FretsAflame]

He's another, you have 45 hours to pay me my our money or life is gonna be like a game of Russian Roullette, you don't know when, but I am going to kill you.

I like that, I'm going to use that at the playground on Monday

hahaha on the playground.

I'll give you ten digital dollars if you can guess what i do at the playground every monday...

 

[AjDeath]

hahaha on the playground.

I'll give you ten digital dollars if you can guess what i do at the playground every monday...

Ummmm, probe your asshole?

 

[FretsAflame]

Ummmm, probe your asshole?

No dude, I...ROCK OUT WITH MY COCK OUT!

 

[AjDeath]

No dude, I...ROCK OUT WITH MY COCK OUT!

Ha hahah, I want my ten d dollars.

 

[neal]

good friends will bail you out of jail, but true friends will be sitting next to you saying "that was fuckin sweet!"

or something like that

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

No, dude: a true friend is someone who'll help you hide the bodies.

 

[FretsAflame]

No, dude: a true friend is someone who'll help you hide the bodies.

I already said that one, page 2 of this post...idea stealer...j/k

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I'm right... yes. You heard me. I'm RIGHT handed.