Assholes at work

[Tranquillian]

Let's hear your stories about idiots you have to deal with at work.

I just got through reading a mail reply from this bitch at work. I was asking her for some clarifications on some job instructions, and the bitch just keeps moaning about how we should already know this and bla bla. She can be really nice when she wants to and then she just turns on you like a snake.

She seriously pisses me off and I hate having to be nice to her because she could probably have me replaced.

 

[lizard]

oh man, the cavalcade of assholes is a mile long.

the red faced laughing woman who laughs at EVERYTHING.

my boss, who blatantly showers a huger proportion of promotions and cash awards on the females.

the tard cleaning guy who always asks me if I've bought a stratocaster yet.

the queer network security guy who always wants to probe my ports.

the fat budget woman who is rude and pushy and fat and obnoxious and fat.

 

[lizard]

in fact, sometimes I suspect I have been employed here in an elaborate government experiment with escaped inbred employees from carnivals, along with a generous dollop of fools and morons; it's probably being monitored on camera to capture the insanity.

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

Good thread idea. I work with about 2 dozen obnoxious middle age women, whos habits inculde bitching, moaning, and complaining. Some of them are utterly idiotic as well. A co-worker yesterday was blabbering to me about Bush's low poll numbers, and then she says:
"You know, even though hes not doing so good right now, I bet you he still runs again next time"
Me-"...what?"
"well yea, why not?"
"umm, its Illegal?"
"What do you mean?"
"You can only serve two terms in office as president by law"
"really?? huh. guess you do learn something new each day"
*slaps forehead*

 

[Dark One]

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

in fact, sometimes I suspect I have been employed here in an elaborate government experiment with escaped inbred employees from carnivals, along with a generous dollop of fools and morons; it's probably being monitored on camera to capture the insanity.

Same here, except that everyone here actually is inbred. I live in a county where half the trucks have giant "GIT R DONE" and "Redneck Pride" decals on them. Every friday night you can hear the squeeling tires of drunk farmers racing there Ford F-150's around corners leaving trails of budweiser cans in the wake.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

even us canadians know that much. lol.

lesse. stories from the fishplant (revolving door of asshats, drug addicts and dog fuckers).

Asshat#1: "your dad is always yelling at me"
Me: "Oh yeah, what were you doing"
Asshat#1 "first time, juggling a knife, second time, taking a break, third time, putting fish in the machine backwards"
Me: "So he's justified then"
Asshat#1: "uhhh, i guess, i still wish he'd leave me alone"

Asshat#2: "You look just like your dad"
Me: "I get that a dozen times a shift"
Asshat#2 "But you look just like your dad!"

Asshat#3: "Fuck that guy, why won't he just leave me alone"
Me: "Cause he's your boss, and the way you're doing that you are going to get yourself killed or severely injured"
Asshat#3: "Fuck that guy"

Me: "Come on dude, pick up the pace"
Asshat#4: "fuck off"
Me: "Then get the fuck out of my way and i'll do your fucking job for you"
Asshat#4: "Then i'll look like i'm doing nothing"
Me: "Dickwad, you are doing nothing, now MOVE"
Asshat#4: "fuck off"
<10 minutes later>
Leadhand: "Why is everything so backed up"
Asshat shrugs
Me: "Dick Cheese over there is doing fuck all"
Leadhand: "k, i'll get rid of him and get you some help"
Me: "Thanks wayne"

that's just a few examples of how fucktarded that place is.

 

[Crimson Velvet]

I have to deal with morons who doesn't believe that all problems can be solved by 'talking'.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

Ohhhh kinda like:

Me: "Dude, start doing your fucking job K?"
Asshat#5: "Yeah, what are you gonna do if I don't"
Me: "Do your job until the leadhand sees you're useless and sends you home"
Asshat#5: "Fuck you buddy, I'm gonna fucking kill you"
<asshat#5 starts a fight which is quickly broken up. Asshat fired>

I've also had like Asshat#59709709870 grab a knife and come at me before for some imagined comment I made>

 

[Reign in Acai]

Icono take pics of your workplace and the people therein.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

Sounds like an inspiring and fulfilling place to work iconodude

Definetly Inspiring. It's inspiring me to ignore how much I hate school, hate lack of sleep, hate eating poorly and hate getting almost no excercise and instead driving me to study my balls off so I can get my education. With any luck I'll never have to go to that place again, IF i ever go there again, I'll get pictures, otherwise, i'll take one of the outside at somepoint.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Asshat#1: "your dad is always yelling at me"
Me: "Oh yeah, what were you doing"
Asshat#1 "first time, juggling a knife, second time, taking a break, third time, putting fish in the machine backwards"
Me: "So he's justified then"
Asshat#1: "uhhh, i guess, i still wish he'd leave me alone"

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

no assholes, but I do work with stupid ass christians.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

no assholes, but I do work with stupid ass christians.

You should start saying "by odin" and/or "If thor wills it" whenever you can, see what they say.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

You should start saying "by odin" and/or "If thor wills it" whenever you can, see what they say.

meh, as far as they know im a christian too. heh. dumbshits.

 

[Krilons Resa]

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=217028&highlight=doomcifer+job

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

meh, as far as they know im a christian too. heh. dumbshits.

all the better to spring it one them

 

[NAD]

Same here, except that everyone here actually is inbred. I live in a county where half the trucks have giant "GIT R DONE" and "Redneck Pride" decals on them. Every friday night you can hear the squeeling tires of drunk farmers racing there Ford F-150's around corners leaving trails of budweiser cans in the wake.

hahaha

You should start saying "by odin" and/or "If thor wills it" whenever you can, see what they say.

HAHAHA

i don't deal with assholes at work really. i get along with the people i have to deal with on a daily basis, and anybody i don't really like isn't around me often enough for me to care. well, i deal with assholes from other companies, but that just goes with the territory.

 

[neal]

my boss is cool, its the fucking customers that are cocksucking assholes. i seriously wish some of them would die or get fired. preferably die.

 

[Claws of Perdition]

My new job consists of me sitting at home on my computer doing web design :Spin: listening to music all day!
So far I havn't had to make any face to face contact with anyone.
My boss is one of my cousins and he's cool and the other guy i work with is fine.

The only way we associate with each other is over the net and occasional phone call, it kicks ass