Bad joke a day -thread
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Jevil
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Chris_P_Critter
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Razzee
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RyanUsesThis
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Zombietakeover
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How do you know when an Iranian has become a man?
When he takes the diaper off his ass and puts it on his head.
When he takes the diaper off his ass and puts it on his head.
RyanUsesThis
Poon
A Woman decides to throw a theme party. Everyone who is invited has to dress up as the emotion, or feeling they were experiencing when choosing their outfit.
As the time of the party drew near people began showing up... people dressed in green because they were envious, or blue because they were sad.... etc.
As the party began picking up, and it seemed everyone who was invited had arrived the woman heard a knock at the door.
She opened the door to find a huge guy, completely naked, with a custard pie on his penis.
She looked at him askance and said "What the hell are you supposed to be?"
and the man said...
"I'm fucking dis' custid!!"
As the time of the party drew near people began showing up... people dressed in green because they were envious, or blue because they were sad.... etc.
As the party began picking up, and it seemed everyone who was invited had arrived the woman heard a knock at the door.
She opened the door to find a huge guy, completely naked, with a custard pie on his penis.
She looked at him askance and said "What the hell are you supposed to be?"
and the man said...
"I'm fucking dis' custid!!"
Chris_P_Critter
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RyanUsesThis
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Damphire
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A bit of dark humor
A woman wakes up in a hospital room after having her baby. She looks to the side and sees the doctor holding a baby upside down by the foot.
- Is the this your damn baby? he asks in an angry tone - Is this your GOD DAMN BABY?? As the doctor says this he starts banging the baby against the operation table screaming... - Ten hours of work for this shit!! 4 thousand dollars spent!! I wanned to see the game but instead I had to work in this SHIT!!
The doctor stopps banging the baby and starts shocking it with the electric pads, then throws it up in the air, kicks it as it falls down and "goals" it through the window from the 8th floor.
The mother was in shock crying when the doctor burst out laughing
He said -HA HA! I scared you right?.... don't worry... he was born dead.
A woman wakes up in a hospital room after having her baby. She looks to the side and sees the doctor holding a baby upside down by the foot.
- Is the this your damn baby? he asks in an angry tone - Is this your GOD DAMN BABY?? As the doctor says this he starts banging the baby against the operation table screaming... - Ten hours of work for this shit!! 4 thousand dollars spent!! I wanned to see the game but instead I had to work in this SHIT!!
The doctor stopps banging the baby and starts shocking it with the electric pads, then throws it up in the air, kicks it as it falls down and "goals" it through the window from the 8th floor.
The mother was in shock crying when the doctor burst out laughing
He said -HA HA! I scared you right?.... don't worry... he was born dead.
Keregioz
Kimon Zeliotis
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jrt12
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oh shit! thats hilarious... i lol'ed at work, but cant share with anyone else whats so funny. i think i'd scare them.
MT01
Member
My daughter went on the contraceptive pill at 16 years old and put on 84lbs.
It turned out to be the best contraception ever.
Nobody goes near the fat f*ck now - not even me.
It turned out to be the best contraception ever.
Nobody goes near the fat f*ck now - not even me.
AudioPhile777
Mathew Cohen
spioraid
Fancy a pint? Or two?
Did you hear about the woman who backed up into a propeller?
Disaster. (pronounce slowly, enunciating each syllable.)
Disaster. (pronounce slowly, enunciating each syllable.)
Chris_P_Critter
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A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of his fly... the Bartender says "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel hanging out of your fly"?, The Pirate says....
"Arrrrr, it's driving me nuts"
BA DA BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Arrrrr, it's driving me nuts"
BA DA BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
